![-]( "hysotope") hysotope at 12-10-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago)  (m) A cronically poor igbo man was going to the market on saturday morning with his children.
Suddenly an harmanda toyota car came from no where killing one of the poor man children, within a few minute the incident had called for unknown crowd who are now demanding for d owner of the car to come down and be killed as well. The owner of the car who happened to be very rich man in town. Called for the father of the killed child and said to him 'Am so sorry for the death of ur son God gives and God takes. Pls kindly manage dis 5million naira to take care of ur lost.
The next thing the igbo man did was for him to start shouting 'chukuma, ezigo, emma, obina, chukudim, unformaa, i beg find ur way come here make dis man car climb u .make i fit collect more money ibeg. Naa God gives God taket.lol | Posted: at 12-10-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "hysotope") hysotope at 12-10-2011 07:23 PM (13 years ago) (m) hav love the Religion muslim soo much.. And one thing hv come to discover about muslim names is dat for every muslim name dere is a male and female gender.. For example we hv name like:
female-Rashidat, male: Rashid
Female: Rokibat, Male: Rokib
Female: suliah, male: sule
Female: wasilat, male: wasiu
Female: Habibat, male: habib
Female: farhusat, male: faruk
Female: latifat, male: lateef
Female: sherifat, male: sherif
Female: shahidat, male: saheed
Female: Alimat, male: Aliu
Female: Ganiyat, male: Ganiu
Female: waliat, male: waliu.....
Oh my God d list has noo end..... Love it. Lol. | Posted: at 12-10-2011 07:23 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 12-10-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago) (m) u still dey try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 12-10-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "hysotope") hysotope at 14-10-2011 07:16 AM (13 years ago) (m) FLESHO is a sugaboi who always drinks his
SugaboiZ's wine and puts water in the bottle to
replace what he drank. @SLim was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( a
french wine that changes colour if you add water) FLESHO as usual, drank from the wine and topped
it up with water. The pastis became milky
immediately. He decided 2 hide in d kitchen. When
SLIM came back and noticed d milky wine, he called
his GF to cum & witness as he makes FLESHO
confess to his 'evil' ways. "FLESHO", he called from the sitting room of
sugaBoiz PLaza "Yes Oga". "Who drank my pastis?"
No answer! SLIM asked again, still no answer; then
he went to the kitchen to meet FLESHO: "Are you insane or what? I call you, you say yes oga,
but when I ask you a question, you don't answer me. FLESHO now spoke; "When u're in the kitchen u
don't understand anything at all, except ur name."
SLIM looked at him angrily and shouted, "what
kind of rubbish is dat...?" FLESHO cut him
short......."SLIM if u tink I'm lyin, go to d kitchen
while I stand here with ur GF & ask u a question and see" SLIM accepted and went into the kitchen. FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"! He answered "yes ehe
FLESHO" "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when ur
GF is not there?" *No answer. FLESHO shouted
again: "SLIM, I said who made the maid pregnant?" *No answer. Third time: "Boss, I said who gave
Paulina belle?" SLIM,The boss runs back from the
kitchen shouting: "Wonders shall never cease!,
FLESHO it's true ooo...when one is in d kitchen, one
does not hear anythin except his name ooo!" | Posted: at 14-10-2011 07:16 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "hysotope") hysotope at 14-10-2011 07:17 AM (13 years ago) (m) updated WISE SAYINGS:
1.He who fights and runs away ....Na fear catch
am.
2. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep...na
orphanage
home fit am. 3. A rolling stone...go scatter everything.
4. He who lives in a glass house....pepper don rest
for am.
5. A stitch in time....na tear-tear U just avoid.
6. Birds of d same feather....na d same mama born
dem. 7. One good turn.........na correct power steering be
that. 8. A bird in hand....na barbeque be that.
9. Half bread....is better than buns.
10. D journey of a thousand miles....O’ boy e beta
make u go airport go enter aeroplane.
11. The patient dog....Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work no play....Na Bank worker be dat. 13.
He who laughs last........no understand d joke
quick. | Posted: at 14-10-2011 07:17 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "sexsyguy") sexsyguy at 14-10-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) (m) Blood of Christ wetin dey worri dis hungry poster dis is the beginning of ur madness dey mad dey, market dey front. | Posted: at 14-10-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "sexsyguy") sexsyguy at 14-10-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) (m) Blood of Christ wetin dey worri dis hungry poster dis is the beginning of ur madness dey mad dey go. market dey front | Posted: at 14-10-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-10-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago) (m) d guy dey try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-10-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 14-10-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) (m) seriuosly. this poster is trying. Welcome ehn. But most of them na PB4 ooo. Make yhu no vex. Na so we dey do our thing here
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 14-10-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 14-10-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) (m) thanks darling
did u celebrate ur birthday recently? yes i did,wey my bd present?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 14-10-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mixbrown") mixbrown at 16-10-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago) (f) na wo oooooo it took me days to read all the zokes  i don laugh tire. i dey come | Posted: at 16-10-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "joogede1") joogede1 at 17-10-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) (m) This guy is good oh, I laughed out my ribs. | Posted: at 17-10-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 18-10-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago) (f) thanks darling
did u celebrate ur birthday recently? ask again. | Posted: at 18-10-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 18-10-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago) (m) huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 18-10-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) (f) ok | Posted: at 19-10-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 19-10-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) (m) huh?huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 19-10-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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