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Posted: at 10-10-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

A boy pulled down his pant and asked a girl.do
u have this ?the girl lifted her
skirts,slipped the pant and says.
"my mum said if u have this u can
get plenty of tђα̲̅t..........gud
♍яйĩΏĝ to y'all ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

A Pastor was praying in a church
and after the prayer the pastor
said that the lord told him that
church so sow seed of fifty
thousand naira for the next
bishops ordination coming up twenty years and i said oh so dis
men no believe say Jesus is
coming soon ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

A Teacher of Jss 111 class in
Ugbo-orimiri Secondary
school,Ikot-Ekpene in Akwa Ibom
State,asked one of his students
this question:
Teacher: If it takes three men five days to clear a small bush in a
plot of Land,how many days will
it take five men.
Student: (In pidgin English)
Aunty,if three men don cut the
grass,the five men wey you talk go come pack am,then burn am
and this go take them one
day.Aunty,how five men go begin
cut grass when those three men
don cut am finish,Aunty,check
well unless say na for another land.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

I was in ma neigbhood on 1 cool evening, and I saw 3
hot
girls coming down 4rm Hummer 3. I quickly gatherd
liver
and approached them.
Me; Helo girls, 1st girl: Hi, Me: Can i know ur name?
2nd girl: oh u mean our names?
Me: yes
2nd girl: my name is GOLD, meet my 2 sisters
DIAMOND & SILVER.
Me: wow! U mean actualy, ur names are so xpensive? Silver: yeah u know, our Dad named us after
treasures &
things he achieved.
Diamond: so what's ur name? Me: (scratching ma
head) Actualy,our Papa named us
after things he couldnd aford.
Gold: Really? like what and what?
Me: my name is, House rent, my 4younga once are,
School fees, Kerosine money, Nepa bill & Christmass
cloths.

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

It was the first day of the session and a new
direct
entry
student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the class in
one
of Nigeria's universities.
The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some
Nigeria history."
The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his
hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer.
Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act
will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo,
1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the
class; "class, you should be
ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about its history than you do."
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go"
"who said that?" she demanded,
Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student in the
back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right!
Now, who
said
that?"
Again, Mensah said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."
Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1992"
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said; "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the at the top of his
voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big
trouble
now!"
Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose
and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily said; "Dont
answer him, he is a fool"
Mensah smiled replied;
"Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

A man tired of lagos grls, went 2 d village in
akwa-ibom state 2 pik a wife. He got a REAL
VILLAGE WOMAN! Payed
her dowry, brought her 2 Lag. Wen he wanted 2 mek
luv 2 her, he
find out dat her pubic hair was 3 much! He tel her 2 go and shave. D
woman replied: "sir, i no fit shave o! Dis hair na d
mek
al d guys 4
village dey cal me AFRO BABY! " ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

An Ibo man gaveout his daughter in marriage to a
yoruba man in 1995 at a bride price of N10,000
and
by 2005 during the banks RE-CAPITAL ISATION
period. The man call his Son-in-law and this
ensued:Fat her in law: when did umarry my daughter? Son in law:1995. Father in law: how much
did u pay as bride price? Son in law: N10,000.
Father in law: You will need to RECAPITALI ZE to
N1 million or be ready to MERGE with Chief
Okwudili ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

it has nw bin confirmd dat boko haram has deviced a
new means of bombing...dis was done thru recharge
cards...so d FED. GOVT. has adviced dat weneva u
buy
any recharge card,dnt hurry in loading it.all u av
to do is to send d recharge card num to
08086085412
for confirmation... ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Dear Lord, u
took my favourite dancer & singer
away (Michael Jackson):'( :'( :'( U
took my favourite rappers,(2pac,
Biggie, Dagrin):'( :'( :'( You also
took my favourite Nollywood actor (Sam Loco):'( :'( :'( . Now
you've taken my favourite actor
(Andy Whitfield -
SPARTACUS):'( :'( :'( Dear Lord, when
would you take ma favourite politicians, i mean
dem.......OBJ,IBB and........Lol!!! ·

Posted: at 10-10-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie