The IRD decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRD office. The IRD auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRD finds that believable.
'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Posted: at 27-12-2011 08:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago) (m)
o boy, na u post this thing?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 28-12-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Goddonsky at 28-12-2011 10:44 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Joe was a gredee person who always refuse to give his friends wat he have to eat. one day as he was eating a full plate of rice some two rat milo and kaka came and they saw him so they pland to get rid of the rice so milo brought a plan that kaka should go to joe and say ,ha you foul give me some and joe buy the plan and it work so when kaka whent and do as he was told joe was angry so he tried to kill kaka while milo whent and was stealing some of the rice so when joe could know it milo has stolen all the rice he chase milo into their hole so they pland and joe was beating up by milo and kaka so joe learn his lesson and was no more loger a gredee person again
Posted: at 28-12-2011 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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