SENTENCE

Date: 20-01-2012 5:42 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 20-01-2012 05:42 PM (13 years ago)
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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

 He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!

Posted: at 20-01-2012 05:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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ok na...i don 4get
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 07:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue p...............4
Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
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sowie o
Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2012 09:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 20-01-2012 09:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 23-01-2012 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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na joke ? Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 23-01-2012 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg ask again?
Posted: at 23-01-2012 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 06:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 23-01-2012 06:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 01:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Pau pau Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 24-01-2012 01:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol remixed
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 10:21 AM (13 years ago)
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who be this Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-01-2012 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Pau pau Undecided
Posted: at 24-01-2012 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 24-01-2012 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 24-01-2012 01:08 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 27-01-2012 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Mukah on 24-01-2012 01:19 PM
  dat ya yoke sweet die........
ok,thank u
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 27-01-2012 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin
Posted: at 28-01-2012 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-01-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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I wan kiss
Posted: at 28-01-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2012 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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