365 times.

Date: 29-01-2012 2:32 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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- zeigbo at 29-01-2012 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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This joke has been posted 365 times Sad Sad
Posted: at 29-01-2012 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brownsuga007 at 29-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 29-01-2012 02:47 PM
This joke has been posted 365 times Sad Sad

And you also commented 365 times...
Posted: at 29-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2012 06:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 29-01-2012 06:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 30-01-2012 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-01-2012 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 31-01-2012 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-01-2012 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 31-01-2012 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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passing b4 i puke
Posted: at 31-01-2012 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 31-01-2012 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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