FATHERS

Date: 29-01-2009 9:09 am (12 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”

At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.

Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:09 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 09:38 AM (12 years ago)
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If na for US! no yawa for the 3rd father but if na Naija, the guy don jones!!!!!! you are finally here, welcome!!!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Dgreat which company u dey work?
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 10:02 AM (12 years ago)
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The gr8tes be like (GM)  4 7up coy

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 10:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 29-01-2009 10:02 AM
The gr8tes be like (GM)  4 7up coy

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
YOU ARE WRONG, I WORK AT 1(ONE) NATION NIGERIA LIMITED ENTERPRISES. AS THE SOLE PROPRIETOR
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 11:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:36 AM
Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!
THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-01-2009 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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na PZ i dey work oo

how many children be that ?
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 29-01-2009 11:42 AM
na PZ i dey work oo

how many children be that ?
find the number which alphabet P falls, A being 1, then find the number which alphabet Z falls, add the number together and u know how many children.CONGRATS MAN!!! YOU WILL SOON BE FATHER OF MANY NATIONS!!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:36 AM
Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!


nobi u be the GM (Gate Man) 4 7up coy.
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 29-01-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 01:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 29-01-2009 01:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 02:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:41 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:36 AM
Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!
THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS


OLE!!! No be 7up yu tell me say yu dey?.. na there yu dey work so seven children na for ya head... Grin Grin Grin

Yeepaa ! enof gbese for yu.
Posted: at 29-01-2009 02:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 09:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:41 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:36 AM
Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!
THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS

lol...na through in talk ooooo..lol..add they here...so onyin...bring ya money oooo....lol..so that the add go get to u lol....wait self na when be the ceremony self..greatest no vex i don 4get..lol
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 29-01-2009 09:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 09:09 AM


Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”

At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-01-2009 08:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Pires! u too dey work for 7-up??
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 08:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 29-01-2009 11:42 AM
na PZ i dey work oo

how many children be that ?

P & Z children...LOL  Grin

Onyin... the joke is funnie...lol


Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 31-01-2009 09:29 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 31-01-2009 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 31-01-2009 11:54 AM (12 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 31-01-2009 11:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 31-01-2009 09:29 AM
Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

Mouth dey pain you?

Posted: at 31-01-2009 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- afribabe at 31-01-2009 12:34 PM (12 years ago)
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onyin, i wirk in national hospital,pls,tell me the number of children i will give birth to
Posted: at 31-01-2009 12:34 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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