FATHERS

Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!

THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS

Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”

At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.

na PZ i dey work oo

how many children be that ?