onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 09:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”
At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 09:38 AM (16 years ago) (m)
If na for US! no yawa for the 3rd father but if na Naija, the guy don jones!!!!!! you are finally here, welcome!!!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:36 AM
Ahh! u're now father of one... congrats!!!
THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:49 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: segxi on 29-01-2009 11:42 AM
na PZ i dey work oo
how many children be that ?
find the number which alphabet P falls, A being 1, then find the number which alphabet Z falls, add the number together and u know how many children.CONGRATS MAN!!! YOU WILL SOON BE FATHER OF MANY NATIONS!!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS
OLE!!! No be 7up yu tell me say yu dey?.. na there yu dey work so seven children na for ya head...
Yeepaa ! enof gbese for yu.
Posted: at 29-01-2009 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
THANKS BABE, THE NAMING CEREMONY IS NEXT WEEK, GET THE ADDRESS FROM EMMA, THE ASO EBI COST: 5000 NAIRA FOR TOP, 3500 FOR THE GELE AND SHOES TO MATCH GO COST 35000 NAIRA. CHANGE DAT TO EURO, I NO KNOW MATHS
lol...na through in talk ooooo..lol..add they here...so onyin...bring ya money oooo....lol..so that the add go get to u lol....wait self na when be the ceremony self..greatest no vex i don 4get..lol
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”
At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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