On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"
He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks, "why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 2-02-2009 01:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 2-02-2009 04:31 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 2-02-2009 01:36 PM
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"
He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks, "why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
SILLYJOKER!!!!
Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 2-02-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: degreatest2 on 2-02-2009 04:31 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 2-02-2009 01:36 PM
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"
He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks, "why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
SILLYJOKER!!!!
Meaning?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 3-02-2009 01:27 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 2-02-2009 04:40 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 2-02-2009 04:31 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 2-02-2009 01:36 PM
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"
He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks, "why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
SILLYJOKER!!!!
Meaning?
i just dey call ur name na!!!!! how u dey?
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 08:05 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: degreatest2 on 3-02-2009 01:27 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 2-02-2009 04:40 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 2-02-2009 04:31 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 2-02-2009 01:36 PM
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"
He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks, "why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
SILLYJOKER!!!!
Meaning?
i just dey call ur name na!!!!! how u dey?
Ok, thank you ... I dey fine
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 3-02-2009 08:05 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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