A GORILLA JOB!

Date: 03-02-2009 1:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 3-02-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.

As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.

They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,

but Hey!

He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Doshe at 3-02-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL VERY FUNNY;

DNT tell any1 were do u always get ur Story.
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
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doshe na for yonda i dey bring them ooh... Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-02-2009 01:24 PM
LOL VERY FUNNY;

DNT tell any1 were do u always get ur Story.


Doshe, U be End of the wicked part 2. Very funny Onyi em i beg tel me where u dey THIEF sori get de joke pls
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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u wan know...send me ur credit card details...
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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but i trust u Onyi
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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u trust me 4 wat Huh?
Posted: at 3-02-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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dis 1 we u de ask 4 my credit card u no call ATM. abi u don join 419 dem
Posted: at 3-02-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-02-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  3-02-2009 01:41 PM
Quote from: Doshe on  3-02-2009 01:24 PM
LOL VERY FUNNY;

DNT tell any1 were do u always get ur Story.


Doshe, U be End of the wicked part 2. Very funny Onyi em i beg tel me where u dey THIEF sori get de joke pls

I sure say na wickedness kip ur face lk dat.
Posted: at 3-02-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-02-2009 03:03 PM
Quote from: size1 on  3-02-2009 01:41 PM
Quote from: Doshe on  3-02-2009 01:24 PM
LOL VERY FUNNY;

DNT tell any1 were do u always get ur Story.


Doshe, U be End of the wicked part 2. Very funny Onyi em i beg tel me where u dey THIEF sori get de joke pls

I sure say na wickedness kip ur face lk dat.



Bros, u see ur own face? if i get de type of ur face mennnnnnnn i 4 use borow pic
Posted: at 3-02-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  3-02-2009 02:56 PM
dis 1 we u de ask 4 my credit card u no call ATM. abi u don join 419 dem

u wan disgrace naija 4 here... person wey no come from there go tink say na only 419 pple dey use credit card 4 naija
Posted: at 3-02-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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b4 na lie
Posted: at 3-02-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol..thumb up 4 u baby..

way toks i wan hear in coments ooo...Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 3-02-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 3-02-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago)
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rezi!! ,,,, rezi,,,  take ur tyme... who post am b4??
Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 3-02-2009 09:40 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
nice one
Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  3-02-2009 09:35 PM
rezi!! ,,,, rezi,,,  take ur tyme... who post am b4??

NA HIM.. Tongue
Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 3-02-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  3-02-2009 01:46 PM
u wan know...send me ur credit card details...
Rezi Rezi rezi, u don dey fall OInyin hand now shebi?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on  3-02-2009 11:13 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on  3-02-2009 01:46 PM
u wan know...send me ur credit card details...
Rezi Rezi rezi, u don dey fall OInyin hand now shebi?Huh?Huh??

LOL..HOW MANY IN DON FALL NA?
Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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