Satisfaction

Date: 04-02-2009 7:37 am (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 4-02-2009 07:37 AM (16 years ago)
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There was an older man who'd married a younger woman. All was going well... except in the bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn't matter but he knew it was getting her down. So he went to the doctor and asked for help.


The doctor recommended that he satisfy himself before they have sex -- that way, he'd last longer. The next day, the man planned on ravishing his wife when he came home, and decided to please himself on the way. So he pulled over onto a quiet road. But he couldn't just sit there in his car having a wank, so he decided to lie under the car and pretend that he was fixing he car. He crawled under the car, closed his eyes, imagined his wife naked, and started wanking. After a while he felt something tugging at his jeans.

"Sir, this is the police. Would you mind telling us what you're doing?"

Not wanting to lose this wonderful image of his wife he kept his eyes closed.

"I'm just fixing the axle of my car, officer."

"Well, while you're down there you'd better check the brakes. Your car has crashed into a tree half a mile down the road!

 Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 07:57 AM (16 years ago)
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U sure say u no knw d man?

Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 07:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 07:57 AM
U sure say u no knw d man?

Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father... Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 08:43 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 07:59 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 07:57 AM
U sure say u no knw d man?

Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father... Grin Grin
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?

Posted: at 4-02-2009 08:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 09:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 08:43 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 07:59 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 07:57 AM
U sure say u no knw d man?

Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father... Grin Grin
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?

Thinking... and remmembering...

Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 09:58 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 08:43 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 07:59 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 07:57 AM
U sure say u no knw d man?

Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father... Grin Grin
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?

Thinking... and remmembering...
let me remind u,na som1 wey d stay inside ur house......Fil in d .....

Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago)
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whats going on here?....
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 11:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 10:54 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 09:58 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 08:43 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-02-2009 07:59 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 07:57 AM
U sure say u no knw d man?

Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father... Grin Grin
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?

Thinking... and remmembering...
let me remind u,na som1 wey d stay inside ur house......Fil in d .....

Still thinking .... yea! now I remmember... its Gwhy...wonder why I forgot all along.

Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  4-02-2009 11:48 AM
whats going on here?....
ask ur head?
if elders dey talk mak smal pikin kip quiet n look

Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 01:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 01:21 PM
Quote from: kido123 on  4-02-2009 11:48 AM
whats going on here?....
ask ur head?
if elders dey talk mak smal pikin kip quiet n look

who be small pikin ...long laughter... wait make real elders attack you here.

Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-02-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago)
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who be dat wey dey claim old man for here?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 05:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 01:21 PM
Quote from: kido123 on  4-02-2009 11:48 AM
whats going on here?....
ask ur head?
if elders dey talk mak smal pikin kip quiet n look



wey the faceless elder na? wetin we dey talk here wey yu understand?... just find small stool siddon dey look how we dey do things for here , and if anybody wan chop yu go fit go buy am food quick quick!!... Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 05:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-02-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago)
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na whaoo the guy self don become elders be  that oooooo...lol

b4 i open my eyes kido send am make in go buy food 4 u now now.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 09:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 05:25 PM
na whaoo the guy self don become elders be  that oooooo...lol

b4 i open my eyes kido send am make in go buy food 4 u now now.
pikin wey say im mama no go sleep,im sef no go crash,
oya bring d money nw mak i put RAT POISON inside d food 4 u n KIDO

Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on  4-02-2009 10:08 PM
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u dey fear 2 put mouth? Abi,wel he good sha mak i no joio u put 4 d Poison food.

Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 10:18 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on  4-02-2009 10:08 PM
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u dey fear 2 put mouth? Abi,wel he good sha mak i no joio u put 4 d Poison food.
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 5-02-2009 07:17 PM (16 years ago)
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Where una dey?

Posted: at 5-02-2009 07:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 5-02-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 5-02-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 5-02-2009 09:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  5-02-2009 07:48 PM
Undecided
wetin do U?

Posted: at 5-02-2009 09:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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