Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 07:37 AM (16 years ago) (f)
There was an older man who'd married a younger woman. All was going well... except in the bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn't matter but he knew it was getting her down. So he went to the doctor and asked for help. The doctor recommended that he satisfy himself before they have sex -- that way, he'd last longer. The next day, the man planned on ravishing his wife when he came home, and decided to please himself on the way. So he pulled over onto a quiet road. But he couldn't just sit there in his car having a wank, so he decided to lie under the car and pretend that he was fixing he car. He crawled under the car, closed his eyes, imagined his wife naked, and started wanking. After a while he felt something tugging at his jeans. "Sir, this is the police. Would you mind telling us what you're doing?" Not wanting to lose this wonderful image of his wife he kept his eyes closed. "I'm just fixing the axle of my car, officer." "Well, while you're down there you'd better check the brakes. Your car has crashed into a tree half a mile down the road!
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Gwhy at 4-02-2009 07:57 AM (16 years ago) (m)
U sure say u no knw d man?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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U sure say u no knw d man?
Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 4-02-2009 08:43 AM (16 years ago) (m)
U sure say u no knw d man?
Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father...
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 08:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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U sure say u no knw d man?
Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father...
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?
Thinking... and remmembering...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago) (m)
U sure say u no knw d man?
Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father...
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?
Thinking... and remmembering...
let me remind u,na som1 wey d stay inside ur house......Fil in d .....
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kido123 at 4-02-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) (m)
whats going on here?....
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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U sure say u no knw d man?
Na my neighbour father-inlaw's brother's uncle's niece, im brother'son's father...
u don dey confes smal smal vry soon u go tel us d truth abi?
Thinking... and remmembering...
let me remind u,na som1 wey d stay inside ur house......Fil in d .....
Still thinking .... yea! now I remmember... its Gwhy...wonder why I forgot all along.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 4-02-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago) (m)
whats going on here?....
ask ur head?
if elders dey talk mak smal pikin kip quiet n look
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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whats going on here?....
ask ur head?
if elders dey talk mak smal pikin kip quiet n look
who be small pikin ...long laughter... wait make real elders attack you here.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 4-02-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago) (m)
who be dat wey dey claim old man for here?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kido123 at 4-02-2009 05:19 PM (16 years ago) (m)
whats going on here?....
ask ur head?
if elders dey talk mak smal pikin kip quiet n look
wey the faceless elder na? wetin we dey talk here wey yu understand?... just find small stool siddon dey look how we dey do things for here , and if anybody wan chop yu go fit go buy am food quick quick!!...
Posted: at 4-02-2009 05:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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na whaoo the guy self don become elders be that oooooo...lol
b4 i open my eyes kido send am make in go buy food 4 u now now.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 4-02-2009 09:34 PM (16 years ago) (m)
na whaoo the guy self don become elders be that oooooo...lol b4 i open my eyes kido send am make in go buy food 4 u now now.
pikin wey say im mama no go sleep,im sef no go crash,
oya bring d money nw mak i put RAT POISON inside d food 4 u n KIDO
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) (m)
passing
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:18 PM (16 years ago) (m)
passing
u dey fear 2 put mouth? Abi,wel he good sha mak i no joio u put 4 d Poison food.
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:27 PM (16 years ago) (m)
passing
u dey fear 2 put mouth? Abi,wel he good sha mak i no joio u put 4 d Poison food.
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 5-02-2009 07:17 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Where una dey?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 5-02-2009 07:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply dinho4lyf at 5-02-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 5-02-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 5-02-2009 09:25 PM (16 years ago) (m)
wetin do U?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 5-02-2009 09:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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