Kiss and Die (Page 5)

Date: 09-02-2009 6:36 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Gy Kits
1 2 3 4 [5] 6 7 8 ... 13
- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:53 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Hmmm
wey dis kolo pple go na?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:57 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Pretty-Palmer on 23-02-2009 03:04 PM
Nice but not so funny
go write ya own na mak we see INDIAN.
Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- size1 at 10-03-2009 12:56 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Gwhy on 10-03-2009 07:53 AM
Hmmm
wey dis kolo pple go na?


why u dey call ur middle name(kolo) any hw na
Posted: at 10-03-2009 12:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 05:51 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
If u no quick catch thief im go run away,no b u b d president of kolo pple 4 ds forum@size1
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- omatseye at 10-03-2009 06:32 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
kolo ppl don full dis house ooooooooo...shou
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 06:44 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
Hmmm
omatseye u don dey kolo 2 abi?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:17 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
4where...odeshi...odeshi....odeshi
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Gwhy at 11-03-2009 08:29 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Odeshi wetin,
wey d tin don dey inside u already.
Posted: at 11-03-2009 08:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- omatseye at 11-03-2009 09:34 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
ko jo rara...

ko wole ..rara

fi le....
Posted: at 11-03-2009 09:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:03 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Medicine after death.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:05 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: Gwhy on  9-02-2009 06:36 PM
There waz a boy whose parent were very strict in his upbringing.
They neva allowed him 2 meet any girl except his relatives.However he saw one of his best friend kissing a girl,he now went 2 ask his mum wat they were doing.
His mum told him it waz called kissing and that any boy who does dat 2 a girl wil die dat very minute!
On his 21st birthday he went out wit some friends who introduced him 2 one of d sweetest girls in town.The girl knew he had neva kissed b4.
When she eventually had time alone wit him,she tried 2 kiss him but he resisted.She asked him wat he waz afraid of that it wont hurt.
He said his mother said if he kissed a girl he wil die dat very minute!!
She replied dont b a baby giv me a kiss,wit dat she gav him a one hot ful kiss on d lips.
 He began 2 cry o no am going 2 die.
She said why are u going 2 die?
He replied nw i av jst kissed u n already ONE PART OF ME HAS BEGUN 2 GET STIFF!!!
                                                                                                                                                              hehehe..a guy wont know wat kissing is do they live in d jungle or wat Huh?,oh well dat was funny
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:05 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:09 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Wait wetin b kissing sef cos me i no knw o,u go teach me@ ironlady
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:10 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:09 AM
Wait wetin b kissing sef cos me i no knw o,u go teach me@ ironlady
                                                                                                                                                    if i may ask y should i teach u Huh?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:10 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:13 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
So i go knw na.
Abi u no wan mak i knw?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:15 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
i no hold person oo just go on www.google.ca,type how to kiss or www.youtube.com search how to kiss learn 4rm there
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:15 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Na oyinbo own go dey dat size na,
i wan knw naija own.
Pleaseeeeeeeeee teach me na.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:25 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:19 AM
Na oyinbo own go dey dat size na,
i wan knw naija own.
Pleaseeeeeeeeee teach me na.
                                                                                                                                                   ewwwwwwwwwwww,hope its not wat am thinking is wat u are trying to say sha bcos me am not a teacher...i dont teach pple those kind of stuff!! Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:25 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:28 AM (16 years ago)
(m)
Wetin u dey tink?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:30 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:28 AM
Wetin u dey tink?
                                                                                                                                                   dont worry about dat
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Recoverd at 12-03-2009 09:46 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Lolol... He wil soon bcom a man!
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
1 2 3 4 [5] 6 7 8 ... 13
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Police Arrest Suspected Ritualist With Human Organs In Lagos

  2. Lawyers Hail Akpabio For Stepping Down From Sexual Harassment Probe Panel

  3. Radiogad Raises Alarm Over Activist VeryDarkman’s Health After Efcc Detention

  4. Overcrowding or Low Turnout? - Wizkid’s Show In Berlin Cancelled Days After Toronto Failed

  5. VIDEO; Reactions As Peller And Jarvis Arrive In Dubai For Streamer’s 20th Birthday

  6. “I Love You”: Omah Lay Declares As His Featured Track off Davido’s New Album Goes Platinum

  7. One Killed As Security Operatives Battle Gunmen Who Allegedly Killed Travellers In Imo

  8. Teenager, Lawal Hameedat Drags JAMB To Court Over Hijab Ban During UTME

  9. "You Won’t Find Better Partner Than Nigeria" – Tinubu Welcomes Qatari Investment

  10. Southampton v Manchester City: UEFA Champions League Semi-Final Match,Team News,Goal Scorers &

THIS WEEK

  1. JUST IN! EFCC Labels VeryDarkMan A ‘BANDIT’

  2. Benue In Uproar As Leaked Adult Videos Spark Outrage, Calls For Arrests

  3. 18Yr Old Boy Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss' Daughter After He Was Sent To Learn A

  4. 103 Virgin Girls Initiated Into Womanhood At Ovia Osese Festival In Kogi State (Photos)

  5. "Many Have Suffered From Stroke" -Pastor Oyakhilome’s Sermon On Salt Sparks Heated Debate (Vid)

  6. VDM And I Are Officially Married - Actress Sarah Martins Drops Bombshell

  7. LA HOTTIE! Davido’s Wife, Chioma Adeleke, Flaunts Her Hot Bod In Lovely New Photos

  8. "Why I Would Choose Davido Over Burnaboy, Wizkid" – Singer, Zinoleesky

  9. 'Some Men Are Praying For Their Wives To Die So They Can Marry Another' -Nigerian Man Blows Hot

  10. Nollywood Star, Uche Ogbodo Undergoes 'BBL & Tummy Tuck'; Shares Recovery Journey (Video)

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 410
  • fineboy77 331
  • felicilin 215
  • bohlah 113
  • kacylee 102
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More