Kiss and Die (Page 5)

Date: 09-02-2009 6:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gy Kits
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
wey dis kolo pple go na?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pretty-Palmer on 23-02-2009 03:04 PM
Nice but not so funny
go write ya own na mak we see INDIAN.
Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 10-03-2009 07:53 AM
Hmmm
wey dis kolo pple go na?


why u dey call ur middle name(kolo) any hw na
Posted: at 10-03-2009 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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If u no quick catch thief im go run away,no b u b d president of kolo pple 4 ds forum@size1
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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kolo ppl don full dis house ooooooooo...shou
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
omatseye u don dey kolo 2 abi?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:17 AM (15 years ago)
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4where...odeshi...odeshi....odeshi
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 11-03-2009 08:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Odeshi wetin,
wey d tin don dey inside u already.
Posted: at 11-03-2009 08:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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ko jo rara...

ko wole ..rara

fi le....
Posted: at 11-03-2009 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Medicine after death.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  9-02-2009 06:36 PM
There waz a boy whose parent were very strict in his upbringing.
They neva allowed him 2 meet any girl except his relatives.However he saw one of his best friend kissing a girl,he now went 2 ask his mum wat they were doing.
His mum told him it waz called kissing and that any boy who does dat 2 a girl wil die dat very minute!
On his 21st birthday he went out wit some friends who introduced him 2 one of d sweetest girls in town.The girl knew he had neva kissed b4.
When she eventually had time alone wit him,she tried 2 kiss him but he resisted.She asked him wat he waz afraid of that it wont hurt.
He said his mother said if he kissed a girl he wil die dat very minute!!
She replied dont b a baby giv me a kiss,wit dat she gav him a one hot ful kiss on d lips.
 He began 2 cry o no am going 2 die.
She said why are u going 2 die?
He replied nw i av jst kissed u n already ONE PART OF ME HAS BEGUN 2 GET STIFF!!!
                                                                                                                                                              hehehe..a guy wont know wat kissing is do they live in d jungle or wat Huh?,oh well dat was funny
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Wait wetin b kissing sef cos me i no knw o,u go teach me@ ironlady
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:09 AM
Wait wetin b kissing sef cos me i no knw o,u go teach me@ ironlady
                                                                                                                                                    if i may ask y should i teach u Huh?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:10 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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So i go knw na.
Abi u no wan mak i knw?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:15 AM (15 years ago)
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i no hold person oo just go on www.google.ca,type how to kiss or www.youtube.com search how to kiss learn 4rm there
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Na oyinbo own go dey dat size na,
i wan knw naija own.
Pleaseeeeeeeeee teach me na.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:19 AM
Na oyinbo own go dey dat size na,
i wan knw naija own.
Pleaseeeeeeeeee teach me na.
                                                                                                                                                   ewwwwwwwwwwww,hope its not wat am thinking is wat u are trying to say sha bcos me am not a teacher...i dont teach pple those kind of stuff!! Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin u dey tink?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:28 AM
Wetin u dey tink?
                                                                                                                                                   dont worry about dat
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Recoverd at 12-03-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Lolol... He wil soon bcom a man!
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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