It seems some set of fools wanna die on naijapals and be buried here...una no dey tire?
Arabians abeg make una wipe the whole churches away from ur land,it is contaminating that land.
Let's even assume christians would go to heaven,is it u bunch of hypocrites on this naijapals that would make heaven? You better pray u don't die now,cos if u die,no heaven for u,its straight hell if u doubt me,ask jesus...hahahahahahha
Hell harlot wassup? hang on a min, i wanna put a call to prophet muhammad to confirm your position.
0.8.0.4.1.9..............Dialing...............call connected.
muhammad: Hallo.....which jihadist on the line?
Open_reality: Nah......silly prophet, na only jihadist dey call you? this is me open_reality.
Muhammad: open_reality? my no.1 enemy on naijapals? you're lucky i'm already roasting in hell. I would have killed you if i was alive.
Open_reality: I thought as much. You were such a brutal gangster while you were on earth. Glad you're roasting in hell.
Muhammad: Babes walahi i no go lie u, e no easy for here oooo. The fire hot die. All my face now don black like charcoal.
Open_reality: Aaaah muhammad, you sef dey speak broken english? arabic don varnish for your mouth?
Muhammed: Na today? u know wetin hell be? if u show dis side eh, ur body go tell u. Infact i regret all my actions.
open_reality: Ehya....kpele oooo. Na ur sin carry u reach there. Anway, na becos of one 72 ashawo nai make i dey call. Which position fateewase dey? the babe don ready ooo. Na ur call we dey wait for.
Muhammad: Wait make i check. Ooh ok, na number 15 she be. Na number 14 i dey handle now. She go be the next. Tell her to bring burantashi for me when she dey come ooo.
Open_reality: Chai! prophet, you bad oooo.

so you sef dey take that combo? u wan wound my friend?
muahammad: Na the only tin devil reward me with ooo. How man go do na?

i need am to sustain this hot fire.
Open_reality: No wahala yeye prophet, i go deliver your message to fatee. But u wicked ooo. Dat ur yeye story book dey cause wahala for earth ooo.
Muhammad: aaah.....dem still dey read that koran? why na? abeg tell dem make dem burn am ooo. Na becos of babes i write that yeye book. Abeg tell dem to burn am.
open_reality: No wahala na, i go pass your message across. Help me greet Aisha ooo. I know sey she go don big by now. You bad ooo

You begin chop that babe from small.
Muhammad: hahahahahahaha u sef u bad ooo, how u take know the koko na? who tell u?
Open_reality: hmmmm you dey carry me play? i sabi everything na. Anyway sha..i wan hang up. Enjoy ur time in hell.
Muhammad: chai open, you be better person. Thanks for calling me. Abeg remind fatee for dat burantashi wen she dey come ooo.
Open_reality: No wahala na,.........flex for hell. Bye!
Abeg who see my fatee and that yeye desmond? I get message for them ooooo
KINDLY IGNORE ANY TYPING ERROR, IT'S CALLED SLIP OF FINGER.

R.I.P HATERS.

Posted: at 15-04-2012 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac |
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