simcard n fone

Date: 15-04-2012 6:44 am (13 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
- at 15-04-2012 06:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Girl: how much do you luv me?
boyfriend: i love u so much,  cant measure.......
Girl: no just tell me....
Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic.......
Boy(sighing to himself):thank God she doesn't know this china phone is a three-sim phone

Posted: at 15-04-2012 06:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- franel at 15-04-2012 07:36 AM (13 years ago)
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why must you copy this joke from BournIdentity (WARRI STUDENT) commenting there wouldn't have been a problem for you. Well, just passin & 2 inform u Bourn won't like it.
Posted: at 15-04-2012 07:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 15-04-2012 09:17 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Again Huh?
Posted: at 15-04-2012 09:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 15-04-2012 09:19 AM (13 years ago)
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PB4 LIKE 10K TIME
Posted: at 15-04-2012 09:19 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 15-04-2012 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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CHUMMYLI DON POST ANODA PB4 AGIANOOOOO,,,,  OGA GOODLUCK ABEG CREATE SMALL FACTORY JOB FOR SOME OF MY YEYE POSTAZ,  I DON TAYA TO READ PB4 NA,,,,, JOBLESSNESS DON MAKE DEM DEY POST PB4 AND PB4-AGAIN,,,,, 
Posted: at 15-04-2012 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 15-04-2012 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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@franel abeg run go tell him to come n comment hia or...
@kaycee u no knw say we don get 'pb4' club?
Posted: at 15-04-2012 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 15-04-2012 12:06 PM (13 years ago)
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 i dey see am like dat, but i think u guys to get ur selves busy, with something doin, any thing @all, Pb4 Club...
Posted: at 15-04-2012 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 15-04-2012 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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U don't talk to ur madam like dat... Get busy n clean all d toilets we get for our club@kaycee our cleaner
Posted: at 15-04-2012 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femiparadise at 17-04-2012 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-04-2012 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 17-04-2012 08:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 17-04-2012 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- gameisover at 18-04-2012 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 15-04-2012 06:44 AM
Girl: how much do you luv me?
boyfriend: i love u so much,  cant measure.......
Girl: no just tell me....
Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic.......
Boy(sighing to himself):thank God she doesn't know this china phone is a three-sim phone
SO AUNTY  YOU DEY DO THIS KIND THING YOU DEY SPY DEY COPY FOR HERE JOKE WEN I DON FIRST POST
Posted: at 18-04-2012 12:10 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 18-04-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
another yeye joke,
chimney i go tell say you get three boy friends,
Posted: at 18-04-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 18-04-2012 07:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Emejuru u wan join dm?
Posted: at 18-04-2012 07:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-04-2012 10:01 PM (13 years ago)
so you wan make 4 sim enter ya phon ?  Shocked
Posted: at 18-04-2012 10:01 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 18-04-2012 11:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Nat ya sim
Posted: at 18-04-2012 11:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 19-04-2012 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
better
Posted: at 19-04-2012 01:56 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 19-04-2012 07:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Cos urs no good
Posted: at 19-04-2012 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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