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next time man elusa welcome to naija pal oo

well me no know

well he told me to ask you all no be so na answer i need na wetin be this

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike
their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or
feminine. Things like "chalk" or "pencil", she explained, have a gender
association although in English, these words were of a neutral gender.
Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a
computer?"

The instructor wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the
class into two groups and asked them to decide whether a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was composed of the women in the class and the other of the men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the
masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problem, but half of the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model


The men on the other hand decided that computers should definitely be
referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for future retrieval.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck for accessories for it.

THIS IS TO ALL THE NAIJAS IN THE HOUSE...


"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain (Sunky Onoja) welcoming you on board of Nigeria
Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in
taking off, it was due to bad weather and some
overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 126 to Lagos.

Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up
somewhere in the South.

If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on
your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record.

In fact our safety standards are so high that even
terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this
year over 50% of our passengers have reached their
destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin
biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only
airline who can help you find out if there really is
a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie
will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the
television.

But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next
to Air Barka, where their movie will be visible from
the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any
smoke you see in the cabin is only the early morning warning
system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible for the best view. If, however,
we go a little too close, do let us know.

Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your set-belt.
For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and
for those of you who can't find a seat, do not
hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will
explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Have a pleasant flight!!

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
"Aminu Kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
"Do you copy?"

Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"

British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"

Kano tower;- "kai haba!"

British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"

Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"

British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"

Kano tower;- "Walahi?"

British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"

Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"

British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond"

Kano tower;- "kai!"

British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower"

Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"

British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"

Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'

British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007"

Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me"

British Airways;- "okay what?"

Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI!

we don come again asenal u go gba

i dey wait for u na oo

If  the only way to prove your love to your partner is by jumping into the third maryland bridge will you do that my friend want to know?

my friend tell me make i ask you  this   If the only hope is for you to die for your love will you?

all deserve a win well let's meet today i will vote for all of ya

bacareful oo u go wound ooo

what's this

i no smoke oooo abi sey i smoke?

we go see now na all the cup we go take upiiii

ok dude wetin dey happen for here

i be oo

where we dey o