Bros wetin conncern barca here now, abeg carry barca commot jare.

Nna nothing go happen jooooooooo.

Sir

Thnk u my brother, u no go get wound ooo.
Dont say Amen if u dey play ball o cos all them Kanu's and Okocha's get am and e dey bring blessing to them.

Even the road with orisirisi, i gbadun u. Enjoy to suala

my brother, lyf will be loveless on their side, reasonable(less), peace(less) and stingyness( u know.. 4 dat side).

Chei!!! u don spoil true true, imebi go nwanne mu but e good sha cos i dey into road construction o, i fit help and d tools wey i dey use na rock absorber so nothin like rock jam.

No be ur fault jare my brother, ur laptop abi na old pentium wey u dey use turn upside down. Abeg try re-read the joke over and over again.

Guy u need chain for brain o b4 u enter market. wetin be dis???

I hiss...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah. The fart go smell eeeeeeeeeen, the waiter tried oooo for staying very close.

Onyiiii, u na too like gifts. Am sure the girl fit even wan make the guy dey use leg after that one cos the elbow self go don carry many things. Lovely one onyi.

Guy dis ur joke lonnnnnng o, b4 person read am finish, im minutes go don elapse. U try sha

U dey there wen the thing dey happen? well, the priest no get wahala cos church money dey to cure the yanmayanma. Nice one

That question na for me? well, i no like dat kind wound o cos if it make me vomit

Which kind trouble the bird find? u never hear wey dem dey talk say...Let the sleeping bird-sorry, sleeping dog lie...? well, i blame the guy wey open im bird in d presense of igwe nmadu.

O girl wetin e resemble? u wan tell me say e no resemble wound?

A little boy of  4 yrs old sustained a wound while playing with his friends, the mum dragged him inside and treated the wound with iodine solution. The mum advised the boy to always put this solution whenever something of this nature happens in case she is not around.
One faithful night when the mother was asleep without wearing anything-one leg faced east while the other faced west and the center was as RED as .... The little boy rushed in and saw her mum and behold the RED, FRESH wound like meat inbetween her mum's legs- he shouted...WOUND and rushed to the first aid box, brought out the iodine solution and also searched for funnel since the so called wound was deep. Behold, this boy positioned the funnel into his mum's WOUND inbetween her thighs and poured the whole 4 litres of iodine solution inside.
Wetin una fit say go happen next?......................