husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

after 20yrs wife turn on the light, and find out he was holding a vibrator.
she goes bailastic, "you impotent bas*tard! How could you lie to meafter all these years.
Husband look her straight  her eyes & calmly says, i'll explain the toy you explain the kids.

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Posted: at 20-04-2010 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OK...I'm all ears...I hope you are not the Woman

Posted: at 20-04-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Na she be d woman

Posted: at 20-04-2010 07:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

I thought as much

Posted: at 20-04-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Nah,i dont thiunk so,cos shes 2 young 2 be the woman after 20 years,but she could be if the marriage years was shorter.

Posted: at 20-04-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

See how you dey fight yourself.yeye Newbie

Posted: at 20-04-2010 08:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

See how you dey fight yourself.yeye Newbie

lol

Posted: at 20-04-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

piss off

Posted: at 20-04-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

which one come be piss off now?

Posted: at 21-04-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

 How ur husband and my Lovely kids?

Posted: at 21-04-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

50:50

Posted: at 21-04-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

How ur husband and my Lovely kids?

lolz they ar doing great.

Posted: at 21-04-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nawa Ooo una no go kill me with jokes 2day


clicl here!

Posted: at 21-04-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

So what. He's being creative ... Lol. But, she better starts explaining fast

Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

So what. He's being creative ... Lol. But, she better starts explaining fast

eeeeeeeeeeeeem eemm i will only giv an explanatn abt d kids if u explain abt d vibrator..

Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i dont want to say dis---

Posted: at 21-04-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

say what? Are you afraid

Posted: at 21-04-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

the husband na ghost??

Posted: at 21-04-2010 10:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LWKMD

Posted: at 22-04-2010 04:14 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

which is sweeter; d cork dat produced the kids or d Vibrator? begin explain now now.

Posted: at 22-04-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

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