A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 28-02-2009 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
NOT FUNNY... WATS DIS NA?....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 3-03-2009 05:46 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 02:19 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 28-02-2009 09:24 PM
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
NOT FUNNY... WATS DIS NA?....
Who are you asking?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 05:51 PM (16 years ago) (m)
NOT FUNNY... WATS DIS NA?.... [/quote]
Who are you asking? [/quote] na kido be that..... him tink say na him you dey refer to.... you no say the guy ugly small, so the thing dey vex am... @kido: no worry, nobody go wish make baba GOD change you back to how you ugly b4.... inshort, i wish make baba GOD make kido fine pass as him fine now....
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
Who are you asking? [/quote] na kido be that..... him tink say na him you dey refer to.... you no say the guy ugly small, so the thing dey vex am... @kido: no worry, nobody go wish make baba GOD change you back to how you ugly b4.... inshort, i wish make baba GOD make kido fine pass as him fine now.... [/quote] I day feel u brodar.
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
silly if i burst i go fit u, chei u want kill person, na wah, as moak dey roll na so i dey roll, lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll babe u is too much
Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: iphie on 4-03-2009 03:17 PM
Quote from: moak on 2-03-2009 01:36 PM
i'm rolling on the floor. good one.
silly if i burst i go fit u, chei u want kill person, na wah, as moak dey roll na so i dey roll, lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll babe u is too much
make una no roll enter gutter..... chie, i still dey laugh
Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
silly if i burst i go fit u, chei u want kill person, na wah, as moak dey roll na so i dey roll, lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll babe u is too much
make una no roll enter gutter..... chie, i still dey laugh
fowl head, make u no burst o
Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 03:44 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: iphie on 4-03-2009 03:28 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 4-03-2009 03:24 PM
Quote from: iphie on 4-03-2009 03:17 PM
Quote from: moak on 2-03-2009 01:36 PM
i'm rolling on the floor. good one.
silly if i burst i go fit u, chei u want kill person, na wah, as moak dey roll na so i dey roll, lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll babe u is too much
make una no roll enter gutter..... chie, i still dey laugh
fowl head, make u no burst o
you don start again.... no let me catch you for my dream
Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:44 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
silly if i burst i go fit u, chei u want kill person, na wah, as moak dey roll na so i dey roll, lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll babe u is too much
make una no roll enter gutter..... chie, i still dey laugh
fowl head, make u no burst o
you don start again.... no let me catch you for my dream
if u c me 4 dream, u no go fit talk again, abi se o mo ni
Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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