In a Minute

Date: 04-03-2009 5:49 am (16 years ago) | Author: odefila oluwasogo
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A Nigerian was meditating quietly on his bed one morning. During the meditation, he decided to talk to God.

He asked God, "How long is million years to you"?
God looked down and answered "According to my own standards, It's just a minute."

He then asked again. "How much is a million dollars to you?"
God looked down again and answered. "You see, to me, its just a penny."

Excited by these answers, he then asked. "God, can you give me a penny?"
God looked down and answered "sure, in a minute".

Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:49 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- emmymth at 4-03-2009 01:57 PM (16 years ago)
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kai yaro,u too much!I still dey laugh 4 here.no make tears comot 4rm my eyes oh
Posted: at 4-03-2009 01:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 04:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  4-03-2009 01:57 PM
kai yaro,u too much!I still dey laugh 4 here.no make tears comot 4rm my eyes oh

nice try
Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 04:05 PM (16 years ago)
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that means he will have to wait for a million years....  Grin Grin Grin
chie..... this one sweet me small.....  Grin Grin Grin.... i dey laff ooooo.....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:05 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 4-03-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chrissiebee at 4-03-2009 04:56 PM (16 years ago)
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lmaooooo..hilarious!
Posted: at 4-03-2009 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 05:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 04:05 PM
that means he will have to wait for a million years....  Grin Grin Grin
chie..... this one sweet me small.....  Grin Grin Grin.... i dey laff ooooo.....

no roll entre gutter o
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 05:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  4-03-2009 05:00 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 04:05 PM
that means he will have to wait for a million years....  Grin Grin Grin
chie..... this one sweet me small.....  Grin Grin Grin.... i dey laff ooooo.....

no roll entre gutter o
chieee.... naija people na wa o for una... chiee... i don die with laughter... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:06 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 05:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 05:06 PM
Quote from: iphie on  4-03-2009 05:00 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 04:05 PM
that means he will have to wait for a million years....  Grin Grin Grin
chie..... this one sweet me small.....  Grin Grin Grin.... i dey laff ooooo.....

no roll entre gutter o
chieee.... naija people na wa o for una... chiee... i don die with laughter... Grin Grin Grin

DNT U THINK U R TOO YOUNG TO DIE?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  4-03-2009 05:08 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 05:06 PM
Quote from: iphie on  4-03-2009 05:00 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 04:05 PM
that means he will have to wait for a million years....  Grin Grin Grin
chie..... this one sweet me small.....  Grin Grin Grin.... i dey laff ooooo.....

no roll entre gutter o
chieee.... naija people na wa o for una... chiee... i don die with laughter... Grin Grin Grin

DNT U THINK U R TOO YOUNG TO DIE?
you think so Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 4-03-2009 06:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: chrissiebee on  4-03-2009 04:56 PM
lmaooooo..hilarious!
Your profile pics is even more hilarious... Grin

LOL
Posted: at 4-03-2009 06:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 06:47 PM (16 years ago)
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de guy go delete b4 million years na
Posted: at 4-03-2009 06:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 07:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 06:47 PM
de guy go delete b4 million years na
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:04 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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