Father?

Date: 06-03-2009 12:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
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St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. “Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?” “Sure,” replied Jesus. “What do I have to do?” “Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven.” “Sounds easy enough. OK.” So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to the examination table and sat across from him. He peered at the old man and asked, “What was it you did for a living?” The old man replied, “I was a carpenter.” Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. “Did you have any family?” he asked. “Yes, I had a son, but I lost him.” Jesus leaned forward some more. “You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?” “Well, he had holes in his hands and feet.” Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, “Father?” The old man leaned forward and whispered, “Pinocchio?”

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- emmymth at 6-03-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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NA JESUS BE PINNOCHIO?OR THE SON LIE DEY MAKE HM NOSE LONG?
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yarotee at 6-03-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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What an expensive joke.
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- henriet at 6-03-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg wetin u dey try tell us nw?
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago)
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thou shal not use de name of thy lord in vain
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-03-2009 01:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  6-03-2009 01:47 PM
thou shal not use de name of thy lord in vain
sizey, forgive am for him no know wetin him dey do.....
but bros ooooo, we appreciate your efforts in terms of making this forum lively, but its not all about going to a site, and then copy whatever stuff you get from there... you sef read wetin you post, does it make sense to you....
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago)
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tell am
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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