Two Inmates in a Nut House

Date: 09-03-2009 4:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Evergreen Eva
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- at 9-03-2009 04:46 PM (15 years ago)
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.

The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"

"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."

The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"

"What? And work in the dark?"

Posted: at 9-03-2009 04:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- dinho4lyf at 9-03-2009 04:54 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-03-2009 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-03-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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not two, but three nut inmates
Posted: at 9-03-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-03-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b100
Posted: at 9-03-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 10-03-2009 02:08 AM (15 years ago)
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ok.. but posted b4..Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2009 02:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted B1milliön sef
Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 10-03-2009 09:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Gwhy why u wan kolo ur self as ur post dey make person laf
Posted: at 10-03-2009 09:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 10-03-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 , 1 trillion times
Posted: at 10-03-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-03-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago)
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aunty.... dem say your joke na old one.... funny though...... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 10-03-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4
Posted: at 10-03-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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NICE 1
Posted: at 10-03-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 02:08 PM (15 years ago)
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posted by Onyinaija
Posted: at 10-03-2009 02:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-03-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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i think i hav seen this one b4 also
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 10-03-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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funny even though as they said,it has been posted b4
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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yea...funny
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toinsauller on 10-03-2009 09:01 AM
Gwhy why u wan kolo ur self as ur post dey make person laf
r u serious,
dat my specialty na,i can even mak u laf
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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kolo ppl don full everywhere...chie
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago)
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U 4lo join na.
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:11 AM (15 years ago)
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joke anasyst...make us laugf o
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 11-03-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Have i seen this joke b4?
Posted: at 11-03-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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