How Indian mind works

Date: 12-03-2009 6:48 am (15 years ago) | Author: dammy rose
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- at 12-03-2009 06:48 AM (15 years ago)
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NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT


An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?


The Indian replies:


"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"




Ah, the mind of the Indian...


This is why India is shining
__._,_.___

Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:48 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 06:59 AM (15 years ago)
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No comment,
if d guy na 9ja wetin 4 happen na?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago)
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MY EYE DON RED...CANT STOP LAUGHING............
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 07:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin dey mak u laugh na?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 07:29 AM (15 years ago)
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na u na?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago)
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U come na?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 08:00 AM (15 years ago)
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i tink u get dat indian mind set..LOL..IMAO
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 08:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin IMA0 inside na?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 08:10 AM (15 years ago)
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dats is ur homewk?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago)
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C olodo wey dey giv homewrk.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 12-03-2009 09:29 AM (15 years ago)
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cn i jst post joke for fun only on this site and notin else.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 12-03-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice 1,
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ronky on 12-03-2009 09:29 AM
cn i jst post joke for fun only on this site and notin else.
wetin u dey talk?
Expantiate abeg cs we no undastnd o.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:05 AM (15 years ago)
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gwhy ...read abc...
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Which 1 na?
U mean abc transport?
U b 1 of dem drivers?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago)
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u c y u need  2 go skool...u ur mama send u 2 sch na akara u go dey go chop..u c ur life now
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Which 1 na?
D 1 wey u go?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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4 WHERE...d 1 wey u no go even see ur teacher self...or u go dey 4 class teacher go dey sleep...pupils go dey say y teacher no dey close him mouth wen she dey sleep...so d pupils go say make wil put cigar 4 teacher mouth as she dey sleep.....i knw say na dat kind of sch u go...gwhy...talk tru
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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No b u b our class captain?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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DEN U B D TEACHER?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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