home sick

Date: 12-03-2009 6:44 pm (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
- at 12-03-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.


He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"


The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."


The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."


Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin,say im wife ugly b dat or wetin?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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MUTE...
Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 12-03-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha gud 1
Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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i knw knw oooooo
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin do u na@ omatshèpe
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago)
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i no fit shout...
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Shout na,
so we go fit tie u na.
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-03-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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tie kei?Huh??
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 09:07 PM (15 years ago)
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brb...
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago)
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i go shout o...make i shout..make i shout...una don hear my shout....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 13-03-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago)
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no b say na shout, dont shout pls
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 13-03-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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let am shout,,na him get him mouth
Posted: at 13-03-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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ehhhh.....ekeke...no b man fault....
Posted: at 13-03-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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