BREAKING NEWS: JONATHAN READS THE RIOT ACT, DEPLOYS ARMED FORCES TO 7 NORTHERN S (Page 8)

MR PRESIDO, WELL DONE BUT YOU SHUD HAVE DONE THIS SINCE. SHAA, GOOD JOB!

Posted: at 20-06-2012 09:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Bettychy! Bettychy!! Bettychy!!!, since you came back from a long lay off, you have become a changed lady, keep it up and i will soon come over to ask your folks for your hands in marriage.

Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Goodluck Jonah is in Brazil to attend the UN Earth summit... President Dumbo Jonah will sit in the audience, in the 9th row, far away from the stage, nodding his head like an old agama lizard while brandishing his white gapen teeth, smiling meekly as deputy junior environment ministers from other responsible countries make speeches.
Then he will go shopping. Or, he will send Madam Patience on a shopping spree so that he can eat burantashi before cornering that big yansh Brazilian mama hanging about his hotel.
He might receive a delegation from Brazilian oil refiners coming to pay homage to him for continuing their juicy refined products business. He will pass the "bribe" to "Reuben Abati". Some will come to pay the balance at the beachfront apartment negotiated for him.
Then he will fly back to Nigeria, where Vice Presidnt Sambo and other acrolytes will fall over themselves to receive him at the airport. A band may be hired to play a welcoming song for and his delegates. Reuben Abati will blow big big grammer and the circus continues

Posted: at 20-06-2012 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 20-06-2012 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

GOD WHERE ARE U?

Posted: at 21-06-2012 12:12 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Hello follow jaijas if you guys can look @ this issue very well, its obvious that this fools that calls them self boko haram and the sole called there leaders they are all trying to destroy and create only but a bad name to (GEJ)government cos since the history of our past leaders, you find out that (GEJ) and his cabinet has been a terrible and some many blood shade in the country and this so called bokoharam are being sponsored by some of this wicked people who are also siting with him as a cole leader. We must all know that the people that are behind all this calamities and so many innocent blood shade are those fools siting together with him. But one thing i know is that just as the grave could not detained Jesus for accomplishing his mission here on earth, bokoharam will never determine or stop the will of God not to come to accomplishment.All we need is to join hands together and pray to God almighty to bring back peace in our great country Nigeria than to be counting blames to one another.  

Posted: at 21-06-2012 01:48 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

You are such an ignorant bitch feed fat from pathological hatred tearing at the fabrics of your soul.  On what statistics did you base these your half-literate assumptions?

Posted: at 21-06-2012 02:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Miss president, we don taya 4 ur promise abeg.

Posted: at 21-06-2012 02:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

they will make you understand it better now, its their language you know
but me never refares cheesy face as a laughing signal na

Posted: at 21-06-2012 08:08 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master

really?

Posted: at 21-06-2012 08:12 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master