sharrap  dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big not
so shall it be....
@teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore...  | Posted: at 27-08-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 27-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)  (m) sharrap dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big notyou all heard it... A big notso shall it be.... @teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore... Just apology | Posted: at 27-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sharrap dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big notyou all heard it... A big notso shall it be.... @teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore... Just apology in fairness to him soja man, he apologised to me yesterday... | Posted: at 27-08-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 27-08-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago) (m) COURT TRIAL . . .
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my Bosom s.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me
now!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
14_Inches_Long..
lol
2.0. | Posted: at 27-08-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 27-08-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) (m) sharrap dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big notyou all heard it... A big notso shall it be.... @teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore... How?  ?
| Posted: at 27-08-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "jenny88") jenny88 at 27-08-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) (f) very nice, keep it up. | Posted: at 27-08-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 27-08-2009 11:42 AM (15 years ago) (m) lol
| Posted: at 27-08-2009 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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sharrap dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big notyou all heard it... A big notso shall it be.... @teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore... How? ? well find out how from asaph.... | Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 27-08-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) (m) sharrap dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big notyou all heard it... A big notso shall it be.... @teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore... Just apology in fairness to him soja man, he apologised to me yesterday... sharrap dat one na before b4, soja man need to confirm back teeco's rank or nothing... @soja man: will you confirm him back or not? A big notyou all heard it... A big notso shall it be.... @teeco: i will assume i don't know you as a general anymore... How? ? well find out how from asaph.... Kris, teeco is my friend and he knows that i like him, but he takes us for granted. he dosnt know how i felt | Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 27-08-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) (m) how do u feel | Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 27-08-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) (m) how do u feel
Ifelt. no more. | Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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how do u feel
Ifelt. no more. no more general... right?...  | Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 27-08-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) how do u feel
Ifelt. no more. no more general... right?...
| Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 27-08-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago) (m) yes ooooooooh
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 27-08-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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how do u feel
Ifelt. no more. no more general... right?... | Posted: at 27-08-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 27-08-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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shocked too.... | Posted: at 27-08-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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i no dey there oooooooo
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 28-08-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) (f) na ya own cupof gaari be dat | Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 29-08-2009 12:23 AM (15 years ago) (m) cup of garri? haven't heard dat b4 hmmmmmmmmmm terrible
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 29-08-2009 12:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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