BET ON MY HORSE....

Date: 23-07-2009 6:39 am (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
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- at 23-07-2009 06:39 AM (15 years ago)
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A man was sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with frying pan.

"What was that for? " he asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary-Jane written on it." she replies.

"Don't be silly," he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races.
Mary-Jane was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

His wife seems satisfied at this and apologized.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?"

" Your F*CKIN'  HORSE called!"

Posted: at 23-07-2009 06:39 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- teeco at 23-07-2009 08:29 AM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 23-07-2009 08:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 23-07-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago)
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hilarious...ashawo man....nice1....
Posted: at 23-07-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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keep it up....
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 23-07-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Hehehehehe
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 10:56 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:56 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 23-07-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-07-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 23-07-2009 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 23-07-2009 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 23-07-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-07-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago)
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GOOD ONE...MAYBE SHE CALLED 4 OFFICE ASSISTANCE..Grin
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-07-2009 01:10 AM (15 years ago)
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badguy
Posted: at 24-07-2009 01:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henro4fixo at 24-07-2009 04:12 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa 2 u
Posted: at 24-07-2009 04:12 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 24-07-2009 05:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Modernisation. Horses make calls. Funny.
Posted: at 24-07-2009 05:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 24-07-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 24-07-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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tnx guys.....
good to know u have had fun.....
cheers.....
Posted: at 24-07-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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lol thx
Posted: at 24-07-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 25-07-2009 04:31 AM (15 years ago)
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cool... ok
Posted: at 25-07-2009 04:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 25-07-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 28-07-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?......you're still laughing since i left you last week...lol Tongue
Posted: at 28-07-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- McBona at 29-07-2009 04:42 AM (15 years ago)
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hideous
Posted: at 29-07-2009 04:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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