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Date: 14-08-2009 8:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- favourtee at 27-09-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 27-09-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashade09 at 27-09-2009 11:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 14-08-2009 08:54 PM
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say,
 "Hallelujah!"

And the only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

 The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

 "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

 "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah", he rode off very proud of his new purchase.

 The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop.

 "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

 "Oh, no...

 'Bible...Church!...Please Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge.

 Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer...

"Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

 The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.




"HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man.


Grin


just2sexy
ur head dey there. 9ice one, sorri ajase one
Posted: at 27-09-2009 11:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 28-09-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 27-09-2009 10:14 PM
Exactly

wetin do u..... now
Posted: at 28-09-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-09-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-09-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 28-09-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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WEEEEEEEEEE
Posted: at 28-09-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 28-09-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago)
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just to............
Posted: at 28-09-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 29-09-2009 12:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Fi le
Posted: at 29-09-2009 12:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 29-09-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago)
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hum
Posted: at 29-09-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 29-09-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago)
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and
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 12:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Ham
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- teeco at 30-09-2009 10:48 AM (15 years ago)
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with
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Him
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 02:06 AM (15 years ago)
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