Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies

Here is the list of some funny observations aout Nigerian Nollywood movies.

1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible?

2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look "left and right" before crossing the road?

3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?

4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70's, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?

6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?

7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the 'Baba'?

8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies.

9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5.

10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really?

11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah's dad?

12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: "I'm happy to see you, my son".


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Posted: at 16-02-2014 09:54 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Stupid nonsense old post, mtcheeeeeew

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Posted: at 16-02-2014 11:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Stale

Posted: at 16-02-2014 11:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 16-02-2014 12:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Lol

Posted: at 16-02-2014 01:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4 mtcheeeeeew

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Posted: at 16-02-2014 02:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  :Dn is funny how ghost go still dey sell bananna n carry am go heaven

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Posted: at 16-02-2014 02:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

True talk - its an old post!

The problem is that the same old funny observations still carry on!

Posted: at 16-02-2014 03:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

My dear poster, u are LEFT, OH! sorry u are RIGHT. That goes to say that most Nollywood movies are half baked. I was so happy wen i read this piece. Even most of their tenses are wrong. Imagine where Ramsey Noah is dark in complexion wen he was 12 yrs old and now an half cast wen he became 28 yrs old.

Posted: at 16-02-2014 03:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hw abt a weddin scene wen d bride is puttin on black pump shoes or wot we call flats undr ha weddin gown-disgustin!
Or an actress wearin a particular weaveon & 10yrs later d weaveon is still on ha hair. D list goes on & on

Posted: at 16-02-2014 04:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac