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Date: 12-09-2009 1:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: taiwo
- at 12-09-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Jesus is wandering around Heaven, thinking about Joseph. "Good old Earth Dad," he thinks "haven't seen him for CENTURIES - must look him up some time"
Then he comes across a very old man, sitting on a cloud, weeping.

"What's the matter, old man?" says Jesus

"I'm so unhappy" says the old man "I haven't seen my son since I came to Heaven and I miss him so"

"I know a few people around here" says Jesus "Tell me about him - perhaps I know him"

"Well, on Earth I was a carpenter, and we lived in a little village."

"Really?" says Jesus

"Yes - and you'd know my son, because he has a hole through the palms of both hands and holes through his feet"

Jesus looks down at his hands and at his feet and throws wide his arms, crying "Daddy!"

The old man beams and cries -

"Pinnocchio!"

Posted: at 12-09-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- asaph at 12-09-2009 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Next in line.
Posted: at 12-09-2009 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 12-09-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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 i hate it
......   this trash guy......  u dont crack jokes with MY JESUS
Posted: at 12-09-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-09-2009 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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this post has been locked by me. becos it contained words that shuldnt be joked with.

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