First Things First (Page 5)

 
sweetheart,why did u leave without seeing my people na?he needed to give you a few questionnaires to fill in, please fill in those questionnaires and i'll give u a slick answer, tho questionnaire or not, my heart recognizes what it needs, u need to fill it however, sweety,would u show me the answers here after u done?.







APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Are you a Christian ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father-in-law and mother-in-law.
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?
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4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
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5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
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6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
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7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________

If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _________________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
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9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
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10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
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Answer the following by Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interviews?___________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?_________

3. When can I interview your mum?___________________

4. When can I interview your congregation Elders?______________

5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ________________

Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time.

You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.

As you are waiting...

*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!

If you do, you will be disqualified!

Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;

Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________

BEST WISHES

sweety u no be game naa,, and I no dey play games in dis kind of issue....I know say u no moi moi dats why I get mind propose to u with a diamond ring....now it only left for u to accept my proposal then I will be confident to come and stand in the presence of ur entire family and relatives for proper introduction knowing fully well that you are solidly behind me...dat is hw dey do thing not the other way round

are you a learner..?? love is not bought but cherished!
They saw your love for Gift was over the moon thus, they brought you a list that's also over the moon. So gladly appreciate it..

dis na one of the reasons I still believe say u no relate to Gift at all......I have known her for about 4 to 5 years now and all that long u were not in the picture only for u to show up a week or 2 weeks ago claiming to be her brother from her mutual friend,,hw the thing take happen overnight I no know.......I know Gift aunt and her cute kid son who was and still my very good friend.......I just dey look u with one eye for now

Wetin concern u for dere mata, and why r u watching him wit ur 2 eyes can't u use one eye...
Besides na wen u become security guard for Gift, u woman wrapper...Gift no like u anyway..
I beg comot here make u go wash plates...

lols.. so which of the above you couldn't comprehend? Is it that of the magnetic flux is exerted by a vast vacuum or that Mercurius was never separated from Jupiter??

so u no look the ring since huh....u never take me serious be dat

shor u be mary Jesus mama? even Joseph nor do all this one b4 he marry mary. abeg if you nor wan marry am rest.