First Class

Date: 08-03-2016 11:36 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 11:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Akpos bursts into the house, “Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78”
The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.”
The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping
malls and Eateries.
He spends all he has including his Month end salary.
The father thought to himself, “At least I celebrated my
son’s success even if I’m eventually broke.” When they got
home, Akpos shows his result to his Father.
His father looking stunned, angrily snares at his son, “WHAT
IS THIS? I thought you said you had a First Class? But what
I’m seeing on your result is a Third Class!”
Akpos, who is smiling sheepishly, suddenly shouts, “APRIL
FOOL DAD!!!”
Akpos is currently on admission at the Emergency Unit of
the General Hospital.

Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:36 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Yeye akpors..everytin na joke 4 ur syd
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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