Akpos in a Brothel

Date: 09-03-2016 6:41 pm (5 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 9-03-2016 06:41 PM (5 years ago)
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Akpos knocked on the
gate of a brothel in a
red light district. The
madam opened the
brothel door to see a
young man called Akpos. His clothes
were all tattered and
he looked needy.
Can I help you?” the
madam asked.??
I want Onome,” Akpos replied.
Young Man, Onome is
one of our most
expensive ladies,
perhaps someone
else…”?? No, I must see
Onome.” Akpos
replied. Just then
Onome appeared and
announced to Akpos
that she charges N50,000 per visit.??
Akpos never blinked
and reached into his
pocket and handed her
fifty pieces of N1,000
notes. The two went up to a room for an
hour whereupon Akpos
calmly left.
The next night he
appeared again
demanding Onome. Onome explained that
no one had ever come
back two nights in a
row and that there
were no discounts. it
was still N50,000. Again Akpos took out
the money, the two
went up to the room
and he calmly left an
hour later
When Akpos showed up the third
consecutive night, no
one could believe it.
Again he handed
Onome the money and
up to the room they went. At the end of the hour
Onome questioned
Akpos: “No one has
ever used my services
three nights in a row…
where are you from?”??
Akpos replied, “I am
from Warri.” “Really?”
replied Onome, “I have
a brother who lives
there and does business.”??
Yes; I know,” Akpos
replied. “He gave me
N150,000 to give to
you.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 06:41 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 09:55 AM (5 years ago)
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oaaaah akpos in the hotel and he is married nah
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:55 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:06 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahaha,chai,no b small cry anome go cry ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:06 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 11:26 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahaha haha,,  hehehahaheha,, NobsmallTin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:26 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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