Akpos Wants To Buy A TV

Date: 11-03-2016 9:40 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 11-03-2016 09:40 AM (9 years ago)
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Akpos walks into an appliance store and asks
the owner, “ How much for that TV set in the
window ?” The owner looks at the TV set, then
looks at the Akpokona, and says, “I don’t sell
stuff to weed smokers.”
So Akpokona tells the owner that he will quit
smoking weed(aka igbo) and will come back the
next week to buy the TV. A week later, Akpos
comes back and says, “I quit smoking weed.
Now, how much for that TV set in the window?”
And the store owner says, “I told you I don’t sell
to weed smokers!” So Akpos leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, “How
much for that TV?” The owner says, “I’m not
going to tell you again, I don’t sell to weed
smokers!” Akpos started laughing and looks
back at the owner and says, “How can you tell
tha I’m a weed smoker?” The owner looks back
and says, “Because that’s not a TV it is a microwave

Posted: at 11-03-2016 09:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

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