Good news

Date: 01-03-2010 11:20 am (15 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
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- at 1-03-2010 11:20 AM (15 years ago)
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's
the bad news?"

The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you
yesterday."

Posted: at 1-03-2010 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Diadem at 1-03-2010 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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lmao...
Posted: at 1-03-2010 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 1-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Others will tell u this. thank u
Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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ok i no wat dey will say
Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 1-03-2010 12:31 PM (15 years ago)
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good... but dont hide urself. ok?  be brave they wont bite. just bark
Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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i no dey are toothless bull dog
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 04:07 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 04:11 PM (15 years ago)
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be a gud gal
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:11 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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am always and also remain a gud gal
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 1-03-2010 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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very funie
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 1-03-2010 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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pb4...repostedb4....crosspostedb4 and prettyposted again
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-03-2010 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u number and pls when was d last tym u posted a joke?
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 1-03-2010 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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very funie!
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 04:57 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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lol Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  1-03-2010 04:37 PM
thank u number and pls when was d last tym u posted a joke?
hehehe..see bashing
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 06:03 PM (15 years ago)
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i dey see am ooo
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 06:08 PM (15 years ago)
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na dat cigarette cos am
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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