Millionaire’s House

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire’s house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer.

Below is how the offer was made to me:
 
Question: “What would you like to have….. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “Tea please”
Question: “Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?”
Answer: “Ceylontea”
Question: “How would you like it? Black or white?”
Answer: “White”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?”
Answer: “With milk.”
Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer: “With cow milk please.”
Question: “Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: “Uhmm? I will take it black.”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar”
Question:” Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar”
Question:” White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Wow! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water?”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored?”
Answer: “Gee! I give up…. just forget about everything.”

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Posted: at 2-05-2010 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

But dis joke has been posted b4 nw, abi dis na d remix

Posted: at 2-05-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

STILL COOL I FINK

Posted: at 2-05-2010 10:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

they no wan offer you anytin

Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sn b4

Posted: at 4-05-2010 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

very funny

Posted: at 5-05-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." 

Posted: at 5-05-2010 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

HA HA

Posted: at 5-05-2010 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie