In case of an imergency speak only English

Date: 20-06-2010 12:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 20-06-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Never say prayers in any other language!
U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into Smiley
An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.  Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
 
When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' 
They replied "Because he kept saying,
 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

Posted: at 20-06-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- esonu at 20-06-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-06-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 20-06-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Good one asaph,typical of an oldie and not dis new guys boring me wit lifeless jokes
Posted: at 20-06-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 21-06-2010 12:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Thank u young boy, but where the hell have u bn?
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 21-06-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha... am "Hari" like thiz...
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 21-06-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Wat if in french speaking country?
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 21-06-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago)
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we dont consider that. Do you?
Posted: at 21-06-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damzzie at 21-06-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-06-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 22-06-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-06-2010 12:49 PM
Wat if in french speaking country?

you speak french !
Posted: at 22-06-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 22-06-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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asaph hari koool and hari funny.
Posted: at 22-06-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-06-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 22-06-2010 10:19 AM
asaph hari koool and hari funny.
hahahahaha... Grin
i go just Hari you Om... Grin
Posted: at 22-06-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- The-s-man at 22-06-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks for that.
Posted: at 22-06-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedupcy at 22-06-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago)
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)( )( )( )( )( )( )(  )(
Posted: at 22-06-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-06-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adedupcy on 22-06-2010 12:21 PM
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dupcy, which kin artwork you dey draw so? Huh?
Posted: at 22-06-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 22-06-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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ask her for me
Posted: at 22-06-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justloveme at 22-06-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-06-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 23-06-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Wetin dey ok u?
Posted: at 23-06-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- megbulem at 23-06-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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det good
Posted: at 23-06-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 23-06-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 23-06-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 23-06-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 23-06-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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