Funny Love Quotes (Page 2)

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."  Mae West
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 Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
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 Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
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 Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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 Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-Oscar Wilde
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  A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.  Coleridge
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 One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.  Benjamin Franklin
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 .The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henry Youngman
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 Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.  Phyllis Diller
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 If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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The sincerest love is the love of food.  Bernard Shaw.
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 Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.  Josh Billings
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!   Unknown
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 The great question... which I have not been able to
    answer... is, "What  ..does a woman want?''  -- Freud
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