A prenup is cool seriously.
I haven't conquered everest yet. I intend to. I intend to make a lot of money for my unborn kids. I am not looking to make money for a wife. I am just looking to take care of her in the best way possible. I am not looking to have her enrich me. The action is the juice. The hunt, the anxiety, the pain, the sleepless nights, the disillusionment and the research and the prayers are all what make the chase for money beautiful. The hunt for plenty legal money is an intricate ineradicable part of my life.
God forbid, say I have to transact business with some vixen. Say, she has studied me. Say, she has everything I admire in a woman. Say she outclasses my wife, more so that I have been married to my wife for years now and the excitement is not like it was. Say I wasn't looking to cheat but like I said she is a vixen. Say she sets me up. Women are wicked. And lust can be wicked. That song about love being wicked wasn't about love. It was about lust. Plain animalistic, senses on leave, crotch in control lust is what I am talking about. Say, I was weak and I let the Delilah use me. Say my wife discovers cause it was a setup. Cause, the vixen went all out on her accord or her bosses accord to compromise me. Say, I refuse to play ball and my wife gets sent some pictures. Say something gets published in the newspapers. Say, with all my remorse and all my pleas for her forgiveness, she refuses to forgive my wayward self. Say, I ask her parents and her sisters and the pope to implore her. Say she refuses. Say, with thesame passion she loves she starts hating. Say, she wishes to hurt me as much as I have hurt her. Say she decides to take the kids away from me. Say, I realize that kids need their mother more, so I let her. Say, she gets it into her unforgiven head that I consider my duty to my kids as amassing large amounts of wealth and not really babysitting them. She realizes that the best way to hurt me would be to gun for my money. She wakes up and starts jaunting all across the globe in search of my fortune. Court cases in the UK, America and the likes. She wants everything. Her friends urge her on. And not only is the bitch planning to take all my money, she is also planning on remarrying a younger man. Picture some young guy spending my money. And my wife even flaunts him about. Haba. How much can a man take? How much?
I haven't slayed my dragons, but, when I do and I do find my treasure, the only people I will let have it are my kids. I will take care of my wife the best way possible. That is my duty. But, what ever you bring into the relationship is what you walk away with if you choose to walk. Sorry, I am cold like that. Can't handle it then walk away. And if you start pressing that I demonstrate that I love you by not signing a prenup, I will know that you are the daughter of some lesbian act between Jezebel and Delilah.
Make a good provision for Baby's Mama in the my Will. That is fair and that is logical.
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And if the woman is richer than me. I want a prenup. Cause, she has to know that I an Agbero. I can sleep in the lane. Trek from Nigeria to Mecca. And she better get that into her head cause, her money won't let me treat her with sentiment. I am African like that. And I am the head of my house. And when I think something is morally right and you think something is wrong and u can't convince me with logic then my way wins. So even if the woman is as rich as Oprah, sorry, I want that prenup. Cause you need to know that like the joker in the batman, I can set all Gotham's money ablaze if it comes between me and my principle.
Call me crazy. But this is my logic. Convince me with logic not sentiments.
Sorry, for the long type. Sorry for the long type. Ha ahah ah.
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If I make a lot of money before I get married, I will ask for a prenup.
If the wife I am getting married to earns more money than me, I am requesting we sign a prenup.
| Posted: at 27-08-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming |
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