Five Important Qualities in a Woman

Date: 05-11-2010 1:42 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 5-11-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago)
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As a man

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Posted: at 5-11-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 5-11-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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chai u drink fermented urine?
Posted: at 5-11-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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gud rubish
Posted: at 5-11-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2010 10:45 PM (13 years ago)
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poster your joke dey turn my head

i don go drink one packet of paracetamol bcos of this joke.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2010 10:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  5-11-2010 01:46 PM
chai u drink fermented urine?

lol
omo u go wicked for real life oh!

fermented urine go make am dey pregnant self
lol
 Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 7-11-2010 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-11-2010 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 9-11-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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WTF?
Posted: at 9-11-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 9-11-2010 11:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  5-11-2010 01:46 PM
chai u drink fermented urine?
you are damn right cutie
Posted: at 9-11-2010 11:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-11-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  9-11-2010 11:26 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  5-11-2010 01:46 PM
chai u drink fermented urine?
you are damn right cutie
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-11-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 9-11-2010 11:49 AM (13 years ago)
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you ehn?
Posted: at 9-11-2010 11:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 9-11-2010 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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u try small..
Posted: at 9-11-2010 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 9-11-2010 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-11-2010 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-11-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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hehe for where
Posted: at 9-11-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 10-11-2010 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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...............
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-11-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  9-11-2010 11:49 AM
you ehn?
Grin Grin
you don see fedeco? him dey around since o.
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 10-11-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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for real?ß..longest time
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 29-12-2010 03:45 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin dey make all this girls for here dey vex like this abi guys no bi true? Tongue
Posted: at 29-12-2010 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brightossy at 29-12-2010 05:57 PM (13 years ago)
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U dey ask me?
Posted: at 29-12-2010 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 29-12-2010 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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its important dat d posta shld change drugs.
Posted: at 29-12-2010 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 30-12-2010 01:47 AM (13 years ago)
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to which drugs?
 Cool
Posted: at 30-12-2010 01:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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