3 KICK RULE

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Eastern Oklahoma close to the Choctaw Nation.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Choctaw's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly Choctaw drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old Choctaw replied, "This is our property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.The old Choctaw smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in the Choctaw Nation. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"The Choctaw replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on our land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old Choctaw slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the Choctaw's third kick to his end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, old man, now it's my turn."
The old Choctaw smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck" and walked away.

 

Posted: at 30-10-2008 08:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

you harsh oh. shou you try laff small na which be your own. you dey see budding talent u wan discourage am?

Posted: at 30-10-2008 11:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

anyway dis bros like oyibo jokes well, well. you be pastor chris okotie brother?

Posted: at 30-10-2008 11:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hum e try, the joke sweet about to reach the left, then u turn right and take the left lane about to reach the inner center of the top right conner amidst the extreme.... ah some one go fit helep me with this...

Posted: at 31-10-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no know say u don come here u be bad day satan drink water. abi u be satan workshop!!!
I go show una face to da people no be so u be. 

Posted: at 31-10-2008 01:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahahhaaaah       eeehhhhh haaaah

if na me dem tell dis kind thing sha...

Rezimero abeg free am.  Abeg na. b4 u go make pesin go dey cry online.
Abeg leave am u hear???

Posted: at 31-10-2008 02:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i think una see wetin i dey talk? wetin concern admin officer and interim for wetin we dey talk now?

Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bros go check your head again

Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no be joke orezo, na fire go burn you. LOL

Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

remember wetin happen for bible? wen them put mensach, abednego and ehhmm wetin be the last one name sef for fire???
Na im go happen. Bcos ye even though i walk through d valleys of the shadows of death i shall fear no EVIL.

Not even Mr grinny...  Bcos jehovah dey for my side e oohh in case u neva know...LOL

Posted: at 31-10-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac