Are you a gentleman?

Date: 17-12-2010 4:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Arunsi Onuma
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- at 17-12-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Anita was desperately in need of a gentleman but some guys she met all failed her. One day she went to visit her girl friend whose boy friend came with his friend-Obi, Anita didn't need anybody to tell her that this is the right guy, a perfect gentleman. Her friend was happy for her and she fixed the relationship. After few days, Anita called her friend & told her that Obi was fake and not a gentleman afterall, the following dialogue follows:
Friend: What's wrong with you, what did he do?
Anita: Could you believe he took me out in his car, parked in a dark corner & started rubbing my tigh?
Friend: Oh grow up, guys do that always, he was showing some care, haaba.
Anita: I am disappointed in you, you don't know a gentleman, you've not dated one yet, that's why you are talking like that.
Friend: Who is this your gentleman and what do you expect him to do in that case that Obi found himself?
Anita: I was brought up by a retired headmaster as father & matron as mother, I was brought up to know that in that case, a gentleman starts with Bosom  first.

Posted: at 17-12-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 17-12-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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haha dis 1 no be gentleman again,dis na harshman

Posted: at 17-12-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 17-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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I wouldn't have failed.What do you think Terry?
Posted: at 17-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- opeks at 17-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 17-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin tink be say u too fat to fail

Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 17-12-2010 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Anita no know say na from thigh him go come deey go up small small till him reach the Bosom
 Grin

Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 17-12-2010 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arunsio on 17-12-2010 04:27 PM
Anita was desperately in need of a gentleman but some guys she met all failed her. One day she went to visit her girl friend whose boy friend came with his friend-Obi, Anita didn't need anybody to tell her that this is the right guy, a perfect gentleman. Her friend was happy for her and she fixed the relationship. After few days, Anita called her friend & told her that Obi was fake and not a gentleman afterall, the following dialogue follows:
Friend: What's wrong with you, what did he do?
Anita: Could you believe he took me out in his car, parked in a dark corner & started rubbing my tigh?
Friend: Oh grow up, guys do that always, he was showing some care, haaba.
Anita: I am disappointed in you, you don't know a gentleman, you've not dated one yet, that's why you are talking like that.
Friend: Who is this your gentleman and what do you expect him to do in that case that Obi found himself?
Anita: I was brought up by a retired headmaster as father & matron as mother, I was brought up to know that in that case, a gentleman starts with Bosom  first.
Grin Grin Grin
WOW.... great joke poster. thumb up. Wink
Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jaboursmith at 18-12-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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a real gman starts with  the mouth and i am one .
Posted: at 18-12-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- shinapeters at 18-12-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago)
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poster, u are officially welcome to d club of good jokes Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-12-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 19-12-2010 02:40 AM (14 years ago)
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yeah,dats true.

Posted: at 19-12-2010 02:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 02:40 AM
yeah,dats true.
lol...am I in d club yet?!! Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 19-12-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 19-12-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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u will c me first b4 u will be a member.

Posted: at 19-12-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 19-12-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 17-12-2010 06:03 PM
wetin tink be say u too fat to fail
I no go fail shaaa... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 11:49 AM
u will c me first b4 u will be a member.
Lol!..See u Huh??....as in privately abii wetin??..Abeg ooo Terry!!!
Posted: at 19-12-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 19-12-2010 09:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 06:35 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 11:49 AM
u will c me first b4 u will be a member.
Lol!..See u Huh??....as in privately abii wetin??..Abeg ooo Terry!!!

weather private or public, it doesnt matter
just see him and u will bcom a memba
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-12-2010 09:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 12:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 06:35 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 11:49 AM
u will c me first b4 u will be a member.
Lol!..See u Huh??....as in privately abii wetin??..Abeg ooo Terry!!!
wetin?u wan becom memba and u go follow full procedure.

Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:06 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 12:06 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 06:35 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 11:49 AM
u will c me first b4 u will be a member.
Lol!..See u Huh??....as in privately abii wetin??..Abeg ooo Terry!!!
wetin?u wan becom memba and u go follow full procedure.
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hiohiohiohioooooo
what are the procedures?

hiohiohio

Posted: at 20-12-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 22-12-2010 12:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 07:42 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 12:06 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 06:35 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 11:49 AM
u will c me first b4 u will be a member.
Lol!..See u Huh??....as in privately abii wetin??..Abeg ooo Terry!!!
wetin?u wan becom memba and u go follow full procedure.
\

hiohiohiohioooooo
what are the procedures?

hiohiohio

Ookay....so.....post d procedures..but if its too confidential 2 b posted in a public place seen by evry1..U can alwayz inbox it 2 me..soo i know wat im in 4....Gud morn..gion 2 bed naw,...nd Terry nd Skypon..Merry Christmas in Advance...D best friends I 've ever haad!!!! Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss..hhehe
@ Skypon..Aproko no gud oo..ehen??!!>.U dey hear me soo???..E no gud..Stop dat habit b4 I pounce on u!! d spanking wey I give u isnt enuff eh???
Nd Merry Christmas 2 evry1 else...
Let Naijapals alwayz astound us day by day wit new surprising Infos..&may we grow Old 2gedda..Nd those of U dat r already old..May Y'all grow older..(amen)  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Kiss
Posted: at 22-12-2010 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 22-12-2010 12:42 AM (14 years ago)
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lizzie what is this na?
Posted: at 22-12-2010 12:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 22-12-2010 06:00 AM (14 years ago)
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A gentleman is what I am
Posted: at 22-12-2010 06:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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