Death of an Engineer

Date: 13-11-2008 12:12 am (16 years ago) | Author: Ness
- at 13-11-2008 12:12 AM (16 years ago)
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you`re an engineer -- you`re in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how`s it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You`ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I`m keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I`ll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Posted: at 13-11-2008 12:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- talodabioluwa at 13-11-2008 12:32 AM (16 years ago)
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this is a good one! i really appreciated a well arranged joke.
Posted: at 13-11-2008 12:32 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 13-11-2008 01:52 AM (16 years ago)
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engineers live in heaven, lawyers don't Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one
Posted: at 13-11-2008 01:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chiomsx at 13-11-2008 03:53 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 13-11-2008 01:52 AM
engineers live in heaven, lawyers don't Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one


ironically i study law in d uni....but i'mma go 2 Heaven by Gods grace..:p
Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 13-11-2008 05:16 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice One!!!LOL
Posted: at 13-11-2008 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 13-11-2008 06:14 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL! but U like using hell and heaven...well nice joke. Thumbs up
Posted: at 13-11-2008 06:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 13-11-2008 06:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: chiomsx on 13-11-2008 03:53 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 13-11-2008 01:52 AM
engineers live in heaven, lawyers don't Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one


ironically i study law in d uni....but i'mma go 2 Heaven by Gods grace..:p

Amen Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2008 06:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- murjanat at 13-11-2008 07:12 PM (16 years ago)
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dis joke sucks is not a gud one!!!!!!!!! Wink
Posted: at 13-11-2008 07:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 09:53 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: murjanat on 13-11-2008 07:12 PM
dis joke sucks is not a gud one!!!!!!!!! Wink
if it sucks then suck it Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 15-11-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago)
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@rezimero...does he refers to cowbell? Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khangkernitz at 16-11-2008 06:25 AM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 16-11-2008 06:25 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 01:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 15-11-2008 10:35 PM
@rezimero...does he refers to cowbell? Grin
the guy dey near you, ask am Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 01:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 09:34 AM (16 years ago)
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@ grin, rezi does not mean cowbell he actually means suck boobs or bobi
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:34 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 17-11-2008 09:34 AM
@ grin, rezi does not mean cowbell he actually means suck boobs or bobi
jboy na me be next pope oh. if you put sand sand for my garri, i go put concrete for your beans & rice oh Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 7-06-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin
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