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Date: 02-03-2011 2:33 pm (14 years ago) | Author: aloy noko gudu
- at 2-03-2011 02:33 PM (14 years ago)
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A WOMAN WENT TO HER DOCTOR AND SAID THAT SHE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO EAT FOR SOMEDAYS ,AND SHE NEED SOMETHING TO FREE HER STOMARCH, THE DOCTOR GAVE A PUMP FILLED WITH LIQUID TO HER AND SAID U MUST PUMP IT THROUGH UR ANUSE , WHEN THE WOMAN GOT HOME SHE MET ONLY HER FIVE YEARS OLD SON AT HOME , AND SHE NEED TO USE THE PUMP IMMEDIATELY, SO SHE ASK HER FIVE YEARS OLD SON TO PUMP THE LIQUID FOR HER THROUGH HER ANUSE, AND IMMEDIATELY SHE REMOVE HER CLOTH AND BENT DOWN THE BOY WAS TOTALY CONFUSED HE SHOUT AND SAID TO HER MOTHER , MUMY THEIR IS TWO HOLES HERE WHICH ONE WILL I PUMP , THE MOTHER SHOUTED BACK ON HIM AND SAID COME ON PUMP THE UPPER ONE AND LEAVE THE DOWN ONE UR DADDY WILL PUMP THE DOWN WHEN HE RETURN Tongue Roll Eyes Cheesy

Posted: at 2-03-2011 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- sandra-marbel at 2-03-2011 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm na wah ooooo. ok oooo
Posted: at 2-03-2011 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 2-03-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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rubbish post
Posted: at 2-03-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 2-03-2011 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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mmmcheewwww... Angry
Posted: at 2-03-2011 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jerryjoe at 2-03-2011 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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NAWA O
Posted: at 2-03-2011 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasiemobi at 2-03-2011 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Corruption!!!
Posted: at 2-03-2011 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 2-03-2011 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok!!
Posted: at 2-03-2011 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aneroade at 3-03-2011 09:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Kyle's dad brought home a robot 1day. The robot has the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied on the face.Kyle returned late from school and dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"."Dad, we had extra classes today".The robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted "Now com'n tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Kyle got anoda slap from the robot . "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie "Sex Queen"."Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a hot slap on the face from the robot.Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all he is ur son!!!" The robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a slap
Posted: at 3-03-2011 09:00 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-03-2011 10:09 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Shocked
Posted: at 3-03-2011 10:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 3-03-2011 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Sleeping
Posted: at 3-03-2011 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-03-2011 11:01 AM
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Sleeping
this momo na him u dey sleep

um na pap and beans i eat
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 9-03-2011 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 07:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Chamming on  9-03-2011 02:28 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on  3-03-2011 11:01 AM
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Sleeping
this momo na him u dey sleep

um na pap and beans i eat
Babe why na?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: aneroade on  3-03-2011 09:00 AM
Kyle's dad brought home a robot 1day. The robot has the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied on the face.Kyle returned late from school and dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"."Dad, we had extra classes today".The robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted "Now com'n tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Kyle got anoda slap from the robot . "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie "Sex Queen"."Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a hot slap on the face from the robot.Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all he is ur son!!!" The robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a slap
Guy dis one na new topic oh!! buh na still pb4....
Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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