Toaster

Date: 30-03-2011 1:25 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ndukwe Christy
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- at 30-03-2011 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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A guy was busy toasting one girl like that:
Him: Babe, i love u and i want to have u as my girl friend
her: really?
him: yes
her: do you really love me?
him: i love u so much and i will do everything for you
her: sure?
him: Yes, very sure, just ask (very happy)
her: leave me alone

Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- at 30-03-2011 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
no laugh,
why you con dey toast her?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:38 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
she no like you Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:43 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
you toast her?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:45 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Sharonaustin86 at 30-03-2011 01:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 01:38 PM
no laugh,
why you con dey toast her?

no mind am
no so i dey do
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sharonaustin86 at 30-03-2011 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 01:43 PM
she no like you Grin

help me tell am oooh
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 30-03-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Sharonaustin86 on 30-03-2011 01:46 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 01:38 PM
no laugh,
why you con dey toast her?

no mind am
no so i dey do

yes oooo na so him dey toast ,
na so so toast him dey toast
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Sharonaustin86 at 30-03-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 30-03-2011 01:47 PM
abi sharon
shey u don already gree for me naa
tell me why i go gree  u
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 30-03-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: stephen153 on 30-03-2011 01:44 PM
u sure say she never gree 4 me


why you dey ask me?
ask her.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: stephen153 on 30-03-2011 01:47 PM
i don already toast am naaa

she no gree
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 30-03-2011 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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MAKE UNA FREE THE NEW BABY OOOOO
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-03-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: stephen153 on 30-03-2011 01:51 PM
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she no like you Grin

help me tell am oooh
so u no like me  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Embarrassed :'(

see this yeye dey cry,
instead of you to go kiss transformer ,
you dey cry.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Sharonaustin86 on 30-03-2011 01:53 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 30-03-2011 01:47 PM
abi sharon
shey u don already gree for me naa
tell me why i go gree  u

no gree for ram oooo.
him dey use yeye bath every morning.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 30-03-2011 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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MMMMTCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
Posted: at 30-03-2011 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-03-2011 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 01:55 PM
MAKE UNA FREE THE NEW BABY OOOOO

oya you come here ,
make him toast you Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:00 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 01:59 PM
MMMMTCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

wetin happen wey the thing con long like this Wink
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Sharonaustin86 at 30-03-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 01:55 PM
MAKE UNA FREE THE NEW BABY OOOOO

My sister no mind am,
him wan make i run comot here
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 30-03-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Sharonaustin86 on 30-03-2011 02:04 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 01:55 PM
MAKE UNA FREE THE NEW BABY OOOOO

My sister no mind am,
him wan make i run comot here

you are protected by me,
you no go fit run lyly Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 02:08 PM (14 years ago)
heheheheeh,
no make her laugh her
ass out ooooo
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:08 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
hehehehehehe
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:12 PM (14 years ago) |
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