TWO NUNS, ONE NUN WITH HER DRESS UP AND A MAN WITH HIS PANT DOWN

Date: 01-05-2011 3:39 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Prince femi okewole
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- at 1-05-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.


SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!

HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Fashalyn at 1-05-2011 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha!! i was realy expecting the opposite....Nice one @ poster
Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 1-05-2011 03:47 PM (14 years ago)
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THANKS THE WOMAN WITH MASK............. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lordernest at 1-05-2011 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm u've got something up dat head of urs keep it up
Posted: at 1-05-2011 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 1-05-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 1-05-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud 1 poster
Posted: at 1-05-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-05-2011 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
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- Emmagency9 at 1-05-2011 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1. But the man no fast sha. Him for quickly carry him pants up then continue the chase
Posted: at 1-05-2011 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 1-05-2011 09:54 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one..interestin
Posted: at 1-05-2011 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-05-2011 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
booo
Posted: at 1-05-2011 10:24 PM (14 years ago) |
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- femilux at 1-05-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yackson at 1-05-2011 11:38 PM (14 years ago)
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thumbs up
Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 1-05-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 2-05-2011 01:16 PM (14 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 2-05-2011 01:16 PM (14 years ago) |
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- cuteclassy at 2-05-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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nice indeed
Posted: at 2-05-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- solid_solid at 2-05-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 2-05-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 2-05-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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u too dey pass!!
Posted: at 2-05-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 2-05-2011 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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plus me o.
Posted: at 2-05-2011 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 2-05-2011 06:16 PM (14 years ago)
booo
Posted: at 2-05-2011 06:16 PM (14 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 28-05-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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dude!
Posted: at 28-05-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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