Don't Disgrace your Family

There was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first time and
she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your Bosom ; you are going
to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him
do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace your family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the
old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Posted: at 5-12-2008 05:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this wan funny o, i laugh so tey i nearly pee for pant!..... ..... 

Posted: at 5-12-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny

Posted: at 5-12-2008 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Whaoo dat girl dey smart ooooooooooooo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted: at 8-12-2008 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

who dash am pampers? na ubuluku e dey tie round im yansh

Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

jboy4shezo nu be d tin you they stress 4 wey you they defend joke wey nu be ur own big mooof

Posted: at 9-12-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

my family they are precious to meeeeeeeeeeeee kpomo mouth

Posted: at 9-12-2008 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Rezi disgrace na disgrace, whether u like am or not. U don fall ur family hand. to say na me be u i for just go look for way to appease them instead of arguing.

Posted: at 9-12-2008 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Guys,

this tory get attachment. Trust me. I always go around with my camera. I took the picture when the lady atually disgraced the boy's family!!!
I must confess that it is too hot to be posted here.

I would need 10 gbosas on this forum before I am permitted to post it for your viewing pleasure.

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 10-12-2008 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

come, the one wey you don spoil our belle reach never do you? abeg no post that thing oh, if you no want wetin happen for...

Posted: at 10-12-2008 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac