Two lovers died in a motor accident and met at the gate of heaven where they met face to face with Saint Peter.
They asked St Peter sir, before we enter into heaven, we would like to ask if there is marriage in heaven, because we would like to get married as soon as we make up our mind n this relationship asap. St Peter looked at them for a while and said, o.k wait for me here let me find out.
One year, two,three .... and after 10years St Peter came back looking worried and tired said to them, yes I think yes you can actually get married in heaven.
Then, when he was about to open the gate for the couple, they asked again, sir, sorry to bother you, we would also like to know if there is divorce in heaven, in case we no longer love each other again.
St Peter was s annoyed that he shouted at them.... Can't you see how long it took before I found a Pastor in heaven to conduct the marriage ?? I am not sure there would be a single lawyer here for the divource !!!!
Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
i remember all of urna for xmas party talk, i done see ahm say urna no get work! if ee no funny u no fit just checkout other jokes. must u fall ur hand all the time. come where urna grow up for nigeria for border cotonu. i ask bcos urna too get time. one luv sha no bif
Posted: at 8-12-2008 03:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
i remember all of urna for xmas party talk, i done see ahm say urna no get work! if ee no funny u no fit just checkout other jokes. must u fall ur hand all the time. come where urna grow up for nigeria for border cotonu. i ask bcos urna too get time. one luv sha no bif
you wey get plenty work (Mr worker) wetin you dey do for here?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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