funny pilot

Date: 01-08-2011 6:48 am (12 years ago) | Author: Ada
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OBASANJO, IBB & ATIKU were inside a plane. OBJ said, i can throw N1,000 note down and make someone happy. IBB said, i can throw 2 N500 notes and make two people happy. ATIKU said, i can throw 5 N200 notes and make five people happy. The PILOT heard them and said to himself, " Idiots" i can throw 3 of u down and make 150 million nigerians happy

Posted: at 1-08-2011 06:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- deguzman at 1-08-2011 06:53 AM (12 years ago)
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i no go tel u na pb4
Posted: at 1-08-2011 06:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 1-08-2011 07:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 1-08-2011 07:54 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 1-08-2011 07:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Oshe,d joke is drab but u luk interestin though.
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 1-08-2011 10:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on  1-08-2011 07:58 AM
Oshe,d joke is drab but u luk interestin though.

her name na adaokila... her pic resemble wetin i don c b4.. so both d joke and her pic na pb4
Posted: at 1-08-2011 10:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adaokila at 1-08-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Even if u have heard the joke before, why not turn to the next joke..instead of pb4 watever














Posted: at 1-08-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 1-08-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 1-08-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 1-08-2011 02:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Adaokila on  1-08-2011 11:32 AM
Even if u have heard the joke before, why not turn to the next joke..instead of pb4 watever
Have kissed ur lips B4  lol  Tongue














Posted: at 1-08-2011 02:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 1-08-2011 07:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on  1-08-2011 07:58 AM
Oshe,d joke is drab but u luk interestin though.
hmmnnnnnnn
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-08-2011 08:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Adaokila on  1-08-2011 11:32 AM
Even if u have heard the joke before, why not turn to the next joke..instead of pb4 watever



dont mind them.....
thats how they behave.....
but it has bee posted b4 oooo............ Cheesy

Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kasiemobi at 1-08-2011 08:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Sky, d day u go get room 4 kirikiri, na day u go start to dey take ur drugs. Ada, dem neva post dat joke b4, but, we don read ram hia.
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-08-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on  1-08-2011 08:35 PM
Sky, d day u go get room 4 kirikiri, na day u go start to dey take ur drugs. Ada, dem neva post dat joke b4, but, we don read ram hia.

U c wat I mean,,,,,,, somefin wey dey never post b4 hw u come read am 4 hia Huh?
Does it sound normal to u hearing,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway untill u admit dat u ar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Den it will easier to kno d best prescription 4 ya

Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kasiemobi at 1-08-2011 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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How i go come dey teach dis mad man book but he nor wan learn?
Posted: at 1-08-2011 10:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 1-08-2011 11:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on  1-08-2011 08:35 PM
Sky, d day u go get room 4 kirikiri, na day u go start to dey take ur drugs. Ada, dem neva post dat joke b4, but, we don read ram hia.

u see this craze boy?
where dem com post am b4 u read am?

@Ada, we never read am b4, but na remix be that..........

Posted: at 1-08-2011 11:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-08-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-08-2011 08:57 PM
Quote from: kasiemobi on  1-08-2011 08:35 PM
Sky, d day u go get room 4 kirikiri, na day u go start to dey take ur drugs. Ada, dem neva post dat joke b4, but, we don read ram hia.

U c wat I mean,,,,,,, somefin wey dey never post b4 hw u come read am 4 hia Huh?
Does it sound normal to u hearing,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway untill u admit dat u ar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Den it will easier to kno d best prescription 4 ya

na koboko fit ram   Angry

Posted: at 1-08-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 2-08-2011 12:02 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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