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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 1-12-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)  (f) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?" | Posted: at 1-12-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "vixie") vixie at 1-12-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) (f) nice | Posted: at 1-12-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 1-12-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 1-12-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 1-12-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) (m) 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 1-12-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 1-12-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) (m) Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 1-12-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 1-12-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) (f) na water?///////////////// | Posted: at 1-12-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 1-12-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) (m) :p :p :p
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 1-12-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 1-12-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) (m) na petrollllllllllllll
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 1-12-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 1-12-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 1-12-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) (m) no dey look me 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 3-12-2011 09:20 AM (13 years ago) (m) Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 3-12-2011 09:20 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 3-12-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) (m) no be u oooooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 3-12-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 3-12-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago) (f) na me?? | Posted: at 3-12-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 4-12-2011 08:38 PM (13 years ago) (m) ee be like say na u oooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 4-12-2011 08:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 5-12-2011 12:16 AM (13 years ago) (m) Posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 12:57 AM (13 years ago) (m) ok
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "funsho85") funsho85 at 5-12-2011 01:21 PM (13 years ago) (m) lwkmd nice | Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 5-12-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Bend") Bend at 5-12-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) (m) ha hu ha he ho hin haaa. laugh don enter my belly. | Posted: at 5-12-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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