We are very sure that one or two of the pictures in this edition would definitely make the worst dressed individual in the world. How we hate to sing this dirge again, which is laced with obscenity and recklessness. Honestly, we are mourning the debasing of our culture by offensive dressing. But we won’t allow this to continue without setting example. Let our young girls know that they can look glamorous without being segxwally explicit. And to every fashionista, you can attain conventional standards of decency and still look fabulous!
Scandalous center spread
You really got my jury angry when they caught just a glimpse of you. Despite the fact that your ‘tits’ became a centre spread for all to see, you also wore something as flimsy as this. You need not try this hard next time. Pay N7 million.
Flabby mess
Mumsie, what would you do if you saw your 13-year-old daughter seated carelessly like this? Haba! What in the world were you thinking showing off your flabby laps like this? Moreover, you were even caught trying to tamper with evidence by placing your bag on that very important spot. This is a big mess, and it is highly unacceptable in this court of law. Pay N7 million fine
Cartoon character
Honestly, we hate to do this, but you don’t need this dress at your age. For making our lives miserable with this exhibit, pay a fine of N2 million.
Bouncing castle
We hate to see you let your girls loose like this, especially when you think you can intimidate us with them. It makes my jury think you simply ran out of style ideas, and this style screams CHEAP! Well, we all agree that this is a huge style crime, and accordingly you have been fined N5 million.
Bosom plate
When the word ‘Bosom plate’ was coined, we are sure they had you in mind because that would be the only reason you would dress like this in a public place. Honestly, you need not bare it all to be noticed. After all, you have a well made up face and beautiful hairdo. But you marred it all when you decided to flaunt what somebody would pay so much for in the nearest future. For your sins, pay N4 million fine.
Too old to wear
My jury actually said if they were to give you an award for this look, it would be the worst drag queen ever seen. Well, this is absolutely inappropriate. You have the wrong hair and wrong size. In fact, everything is so wrong about you! For a middle-aged woman to be dressed like this, we think you need to visit a style rehab for a while, but before that pay N8 million fine.
SEE PICTURES AND DESCRIPTIONS OF TODAYS SUN FASHION POLICE HERE
SEE VARIOUS EDITIONS OF SUN SUNDAY FASHION POLICE HERE
Prosecuting: Bolatito Adebayo, Prosecuting Counsel: Dele Onatade
Photo arrangement : Ekiye Daniel
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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