Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 6)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- annie1991 at 15-04-2012 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol hopea23 your momsi harsh oh
Posted: at 15-04-2012 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- otagermo at 15-04-2012 02:38 PM (12 years ago)
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i married your papa at the age of 17.........joy pls dont bring shame in this family...........go out there and get yourself a husband........papa joy.....pls help me talk to joy oooooooooo
Posted: at 15-04-2012 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- otagermo at 15-04-2012 02:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 15-04-2012 11:11 AM
lertipha why you change your name nowwww, how you dey?
guy you dey see far ooooooooooo Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2012 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Senegal at 15-04-2012 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 15-04-2012 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 15-04-2012 02:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: PSGOMBWER on 15-04-2012 11:22 AM

SO FUNY!!
Posted: at 15-04-2012 02:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 15-04-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmm

Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyimau20 at 15-04-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Mom:When i was @ ur age, i was very beautiful, descent n hardworking..I obeyed my parents in everything they said that i shld do Undecided, men were disturbing me bcos i was so beautiful, but i remained my good girl Undecided till i met ur father..So my daughter i'm advising u to follow my footsteps n u will see the result.
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 15-04-2012 03:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyimau20 on 15-04-2012 03:04 PM
Mom:When i was @ ur age, i was very beautiful, descent n hardworking..I obeyed my parents in everything they said that i shld do Undecided, men were disturbing me bcos i was so beautiful, but i remained my good girl Undecided till i met ur father..So my daughter i'm advising u to follow my footsteps n u will see the result.
Nice one hope sa u follow mom advice sha

Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyimau20 at 15-04-2012 03:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 15-04-2012 03:06 PM
Nice one hope sa u follow mom advice sha
I tried my best Cheesy
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 15-04-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyimau20 on 15-04-2012 03:09 PM
I tried my best Cheesy
Cool

Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- aso4life1 at 15-04-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: otagermo on 15-04-2012 02:41 PM
guy you dey see far ooooooooooo Grin Grin

maybe she don born again cos of people insulting her on NP

Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kwameblack at 15-04-2012 03:26 PM (12 years ago)
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MUM..Did you say your prayer before eating?..Child, I forgot Mum.. MUM.. I know! i already said it! .. God will answer my prAyer that you will not bring disgrace to this family
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:26 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kwameblack at 15-04-2012 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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EMEKA! ma .. ARE U STILL IN THE KITCHEN? yes mum...I HOPE U ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING THERE..no mum.. THEN BRING ME THE FOOD I ASKED U OR IS THE FOOD HOLDING A TREE ??
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- DHQ-kelly at 15-04-2012 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Brnsugarbabe37 on 14-04-2012 06:00 PM
U POST IT IM NOT NIGERIAN N I DNT NO WAT ALL THEY SAY!! BUT I DO NO!! N THAT THE MOMS R FUNIER THAN THE DADS!!!

  @Brnsugarbabe37, You are not a 9ja bebe so what are u doing obn 9japals? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kwameblack at 15-04-2012 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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EMEKA! ma .. ARE U STILL IN THE KITCHEN? yes mum...I HOPE U ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING THERE..no mum.. THEN BRING ME THE FOOD I ASKED U OR IS THE FOOD HOLDING A TREE ??
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- nitter at 15-04-2012 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Good one there,poster,but you did not add this-look am taking care of you so you will take care of me when am old
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DHQ-kelly at 15-04-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Mom...Wen u de open leg for them u nor no say u go get bele?
Child... What are we going to do now?
Mom...U dey ask me? beside na now u won begen speek oyibo?
 You go born na.
Posted: at 15-04-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Hardlongthing at 15-04-2012 04:33 PM (12 years ago)
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CHEI CHIKORA MY SON U MUST DO WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO BECAUSE I AM YOUR MOTHER,I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS IN THIS MY TOMMY,YOU SUCKED THESE Bosom S AND I KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU !
Posted: at 15-04-2012 04:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- idbalo at 15-04-2012 04:34 PM (12 years ago)
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na skul u dey go so o...remember the son/daughter of whom u are o!
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- ebonyxxx at 15-04-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin down memory lane  Grin

when i am good mum will call with sweet voice
"FEMIIIIIII my husband"

when i do wrong, she will wail
" FEEERAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE"

THEN I KNOW 4SURE I AM IN REAL HOT SOUP

God bless all African mothers especially Nigerians mum.
Posted: at 15-04-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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