Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 8)

maybe you just finished eating and you taking some tissue to the toilet, she will say
if i see you enter that toilet ehen, no evening food for you for this house. na so you wan take go waste my food, why you no go shit before you eat 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

look no food for dis house if una no tell me wetin happen to the peak milk wey i put for fridge
who mess that mess? i sey who spoil dis place? oya make all of una commot for here
abeg make una go tell una papa sey e hot water to baff don ready
my pinkin, remember where you from dey come, no do wetin go bring shame come o

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Una don make me feel happy today una don remember me those days

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:25 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

pinkin wey sey e mama no go sleep no go still find sleep

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Whaoooooooooooooooooooooo   99.99percent of this post and coments are all true.
i so much love NP for this Thank's @Hopea for the love you shared with us through this post.
atlest we needed this unity once more. PEACE

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lady, did you know that this woman always say this; even in front of her friend...? Shit, I always feel so embarrassed. She still say it even till today. 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

  is like you've experienced this one Nne

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:05 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

sure na, i be pure naija pinkin so nom lele 
i even don dey tell my pinkin some of dis tins sef 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Mom: Hey u come here. What r u doing with that smelling thing? Daughter: ehn...mom she is my friend o...and she never smells.
Mom: common shut that your mouth, huh, did she looks like your class? Let me see u around that good for nothing girl again. where is your brother?

Mom's friend: Na wa for this your daughter o... she is gettin skinnier by the day. Mom: Abeg help me, she still remain the same even though she eats a whole chicken, fried rice, pure orange juice with salad. I don't know what else to feed her again. Mom's friend: Maybe she is natural born-model. (both laughed...) Mom: yes o... u can say that again. And if she becomes a model, pple will know that she is the daughter of Nneka Nwosu.

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

hmmmmmmmmm..I C

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero